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Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.

But then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel like it.
I just want you to hold me."
The husband says " WHAT???"

The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.

So the next day the husband takes her
shopping at a big dept. store.
He walks around and had her try on
three very expensive outfits.
And then tells his wife, We 'll take all
three of them. Then goes over and gets
matching shoes worth $200 each. And
then goes to the jewelry Dept. and
gets a set of diamond earrings.
The wife is so excited (she thinks her
husband has flipped out, but she does not care).
She goes for the tennis braceoet.
The husband says "but you don't even
play tennis, but OK if you like it
then lets get it. 'The wife is
jumping up and down. So excited
she cannot even believe what is going
on. She says " I am ready to go,
lets go to the cash register. "
The husband says, " no -- no -- no, honey
we ' re not going to buy all this stuff."
The wife face goes blank.

"No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
Her face gets really red she is about to explode and then the husband says." You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a MAN!!!!!!!!"

Source:
India Jokes :Husband Wife Joke