Anger and Love have no limits. Choose Love. Have Beautiful Life.
While a man was washing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked stone & scratched lines on the side of the car.
In anger, the man took the child's hand & hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench.
At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father....
with painful eyes he asked 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?'
Man was so hurt and speechless. He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times.
Devastated by his own actions..... . sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches, child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.
The next day that man committed suicide. . .
Anger and Love have no limits, Choose the later to have a beautiful lovely life ....
Things are to be used and people are to be loved,
But the problem in today's world is that
People are used and things are loved.......
Source:
From USA
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Question
I was a virgin before I had sex
Your question:
REPLY
"_ _ _The first time_ _ _ it hurt a lot at first_ _ _
The second time_ __it hurt just going in_ _ _"
You are beginning with a new experience, which you believe hurts initially. Soon all the hurt will subside and your mind will be able to experience the joy.
MORE FOR YOU
Do you know that sex has nothing to do with 'pain' or 'hurt'?
Then why does it pain?
It pains because we have heard or read,
Here the Mechanism is Explained:
When we believe it is going to pain there is fear of pain (naturally) and the vaginal opening (subconsciously) contracts (vaginismus) at the time of entry of penis. This causes pain or even bleeding.
Click to see animated picture 1 and animated picture 2
How will the pain go? When will I begin to enjoy?
Once you are accustomed and realize that it pains no more, your fear of pain is gone, then mind is free to enjoy.
It is awesome seeing a slick Mercedes Benz car moving by. What a fun?
When you have one, and begin to drive do you think initially it will be fun?
You need to know where to put the key, how to change gears and so on. Some one experienced has to teach you. You got to get accustomed and when you know, zoom you go. All fun.
Correct knowledge from experienced person is important.
BASIC KNOWLEDGE IS VERY MUCH NECESSARY TO ALL BOYS AND GIRLS BEFORE MARRIAGE.
Don't you understand that human beings have to learn almost everything?
Without learning you cannot play sports, tennis, chess and so on.
You have to study in school or college. You work in office because you have knowledge.
AMAZING BUT TRUE
Only human beings need to learn, animals do not need to learn. Human beings go to school, animals do not go to school or tuition. Human beings have to learn every thing like: sports, playing guitar or tabla, elocution and drama. Even wearing a saree has to be taught. Animals do not go to drawing classes or go for learning classical music or dance. Is it not?
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Best regards,
Dr. Ashok Koparday MBBS FCSEPI
I was a virgin before I had sex
Sex is not painful. It is enjoyable. Always.
Dr. Ashok Koparday
Your question:
"I was a virgin before I had sex with my boyfriend. The first time we did it I was not enjoying it at all, because it hurt a lot at first then I didn't even feel anything when he was in me. I figured that was because it was my first time. The second time we had sex its hurt just going in and again I couldn't feel him. He was really big and he was going really fast. I want to know why I wasn't enjoying it. Is there something wrong with me. "
REPLY
"_ _ _The first time_ _ _ it hurt a lot at first_ _ _
The second time_ __it hurt just going in_ _ _"
You are beginning with a new experience, which you believe hurts initially. Soon all the hurt will subside and your mind will be able to experience the joy.
MORE FOR YOU
Do you know that sex has nothing to do with 'pain' or 'hurt'?
Then why does it pain?
It pains because we have heard or read,
"First time it pains, sometimes there may be bleeding also. Then gradually it becomes okay". THIS IS NOT TRUE. If you believe it, as most people wrongly believe, then you do get pain.
Here the Mechanism is Explained:
When we believe it is going to pain there is fear of pain (naturally) and the vaginal opening (subconsciously) contracts (vaginismus) at the time of entry of penis. This causes pain or even bleeding.
Click to see animated picture 1 and animated picture 2
How will the pain go? When will I begin to enjoy?
Once you are accustomed and realize that it pains no more, your fear of pain is gone, then mind is free to enjoy.
It is awesome seeing a slick Mercedes Benz car moving by. What a fun?
When you have one, and begin to drive do you think initially it will be fun?
You need to know where to put the key, how to change gears and so on. Some one experienced has to teach you. You got to get accustomed and when you know, zoom you go. All fun.
Correct knowledge from experienced person is important.
BASIC KNOWLEDGE IS VERY MUCH NECESSARY TO ALL BOYS AND GIRLS BEFORE MARRIAGE.
Don't you understand that human beings have to learn almost everything?
Without learning you cannot play sports, tennis, chess and so on.
You have to study in school or college. You work in office because you have knowledge.
AMAZING BUT TRUE
Only human beings need to learn, animals do not need to learn. Human beings go to school, animals do not go to school or tuition. Human beings have to learn every thing like: sports, playing guitar or tabla, elocution and drama. Even wearing a saree has to be taught. Animals do not go to drawing classes or go for learning classical music or dance. Is it not?
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- no-insertion-of-penis-during-sex
- sex-tips-before-marriage-boys and
- unconsumated-marriage
Please let me know if you have any additional questions or issues.
Best regards,
Dr. Ashok Koparday MBBS FCSEPI
why-i-love-my-mom
This is a truly BEAUTIFUL piece.
Please read this at a slow pace,
digesting every word and in leisure ... do not hurry ....this is a
treasure...!
For those lucky to still be blessed with your Mom, this is beautiful.
For those of us who aren't, this is even more beautiful. For those who
are moms, you'll love this.
way?' she asked.
And the guide said:
But the young mother was happy, and she would not believe that anything
could be better than these years.
So she played with her children, and gathered flowers for them along
the way, and bathed them in the clear streams; and the sun shone on them
and the young Mother cried, 'Nothing will ever be lovelier than this.'
________________0_______________
Then the night came, and the storm, and the path was dark, and the
children shook with fear and cold, and the mother drew them close and
covered them with her mantle, and the children said, 'Mother, we are not
afraid, for you are near, and no harm can come.'
And the morning came, and there was a hill ahead, and the children
climbed and grew weary, and the mother was weary. But at all times she
said to the children,' A little patience and we are there.' So the
children climbed, and when they reached the top they said, 'Mother, we
would not have done it without you.'
And the mother, when she lay down at night looked up at the stars and
said, 'This is a better day than the last, for my children have learned
fortitude in the face of hardness. Yesterday, I gave them courage.
Today, I've given them strength'.
____________00_________
And the next day came strange clouds which darkened the earth, clouds of
war and hate and evil, and the children groped and stumbled, and the
mother said: 'Look up. Lift your eyes to the light'. And the children
looked and saw above the clouds an everlasting glory, and it guided them
beyond the darkness. And that night the Mother said, 'This is the best day of all, for I have shown my children God.'
And the days went on, and the weeks and the months and the years, and
the mother grew old and she was little and bent. But her children were
tall and strong, and walked with courage. And when the way was rough,
they lifted her, for she was as light as a feather; and at last they
came to a hill, and beyond they could see a shining road and golden
gates flung wide. And mother said, 'I have reached the end of my
journey. And now I know the end is better than the beginning, for my
And the children said, 'You will always walk with us, Mother, even when you have gone through the gates.' And they stood and watched her as she went on alone, and the gates closed after her. And they said:
Your Mother is always with you.... She's the whisper of the leaves as
you walk down the street; she's the smell of bleach in your freshly
laundered socks; she's the cool hand on your brow when you're not well.
Your Mother lives inside your laughter. And she's crystallized in every
tear drop.
She's the place you came from, your first home; and she's the map you
follow with every step you take.
She's your first love and your first heartbreak, and nothing on earth
can separate you.
Not time, not space... not even death!
Specially contributed by Manisha with a message:
PASS THIS ON TO ALL THE MOTHERS & CHILDREN YOU KNOW. MAY WE NEVER TAKE OUR MOTHERS FOR GRANTED! Pass it on to the men too because they have mothers too...!
Please read this at a slow pace,
digesting every word and in leisure ... do not hurry ....this is a
treasure...!
For those lucky to still be blessed with your Mom, this is beautiful.
For those of us who aren't, this is even more beautiful. For those who
are moms, you'll love this.
MY MOTHER
The young mother set her foot on the path of life. 'Is this the longway?' she asked.
And the guide said:
'Yes, and the way is hard and you will be old before you reach the end of it. But the end will be better than the beginning.'
But the young mother was happy, and she would not believe that anything
could be better than these years.
So she played with her children, and gathered flowers for them along
the way, and bathed them in the clear streams; and the sun shone on them
and the young Mother cried, 'Nothing will ever be lovelier than this.'
________________0_______________
Then the night came, and the storm, and the path was dark, and the
children shook with fear and cold, and the mother drew them close and
covered them with her mantle, and the children said, 'Mother, we are not
afraid, for you are near, and no harm can come.'
And the morning came, and there was a hill ahead, and the children
climbed and grew weary, and the mother was weary. But at all times she
said to the children,' A little patience and we are there.' So the
children climbed, and when they reached the top they said, 'Mother, we
would not have done it without you.'
And the mother, when she lay down at night looked up at the stars and
said, 'This is a better day than the last, for my children have learned
fortitude in the face of hardness. Yesterday, I gave them courage.
Today, I've given them strength'.
____________00_________
And the next day came strange clouds which darkened the earth, clouds of
war and hate and evil, and the children groped and stumbled, and the
mother said: 'Look up. Lift your eyes to the light'. And the children
looked and saw above the clouds an everlasting glory, and it guided them
beyond the darkness. And that night the Mother said, 'This is the best day of all, for I have shown my children God.'
And the days went on, and the weeks and the months and the years, and
the mother grew old and she was little and bent. But her children were
tall and strong, and walked with courage. And when the way was rough,
they lifted her, for she was as light as a feather; and at last they
came to a hill, and beyond they could see a shining road and golden
gates flung wide. And mother said, 'I have reached the end of my
journey. And now I know the end is better than the beginning, for my
children can walk alone, and their children after them.'
And the children said, 'You will always walk with us, Mother, even when you have gone through the gates.' And they stood and watched her as she went on alone, and the gates closed after her. And they said:
'We cannot see her but she is with us still. A Mother like ours is more than a memory. She is a living presence.......'
Your Mother is always with you.... She's the whisper of the leaves as
you walk down the street; she's the smell of bleach in your freshly
laundered socks; she's the cool hand on your brow when you're not well.
Your Mother lives inside your laughter. And she's crystallized in every
tear drop.
She's the place you came from, your first home; and she's the map you
follow with every step you take.
She's your first love and your first heartbreak, and nothing on earth
can separate you.
Not time, not space... not even death!
Specially contributed by Manisha with a message:
PASS THIS ON TO ALL THE MOTHERS & CHILDREN YOU KNOW. MAY WE NEVER TAKE OUR MOTHERS FOR GRANTED! Pass it on to the men too because they have mothers too...!
international-aids-conference-homosexuality
Indian has
2.5 million homosexuals, of which
15% have HIV
10,000 are at high risk for HIV --> STD source: NACO
75 million men in Asia visit sex workers,
10 million women sell sex to these men.
HIV epidemic in Asia is mainly driven by men who go for paid sex. source: Recent report by the world's first independent commission on AIDS in Asia-Pacific
Legalise homosexuality MSM:
Union Health Minister
Mr. Ramadoss says at the
INTERNATIONAL AIDS CONFERENCE August 7, 2008 Thursday
9 Aug 2008, 0011 hrs IST, Kounteya Sinha,TNN
2.5 million homosexuals, of which
15% have HIV
10,000 are at high risk for HIV --> STD source: NACO
75 million men in Asia visit sex workers,
10 million women sell sex to these men.
HIV epidemic in Asia is mainly driven by men who go for paid sex. source: Recent report by the world's first independent commission on AIDS in Asia-Pacific
Legalise homosexuality MSM:
Union Health Minister
Mr. Ramadoss says at the
INTERNATIONAL AIDS CONFERENCE August 7, 2008 Thursday
9 Aug 2008, 0011 hrs IST, Kounteya Sinha,TNN
MEXICO CITY:
The gay community in India, fighting for social and legal acceptance, has found a friend in no less a person than Union health minister A Ramadoss, who assured them of all help in legalising homosexuality in the country.
Addressing a 250-strong India session at the International AIDS Conference here on Thursday, he strongly campaigned for the changing the law which makes homosexuality illegal. "Section 377 of IPC, which criminalizes men who have sex with men, must go," he said, at the risk of inviting a political reaction back home.
Under the IPC, sex between two men is considered "against the order of nature". Ramadoss's comments came a day after TOI reported how men who have sex with men (MSM) were posing to be India's greatest challenge in its fight against AIDS.
National Aids Control Organization(NACO) estimates that India is home to 2.5 million MSMs of which 100,000 are at high risk of contracting HIV due to multi-partner and commercial sexual practices. Already, 15% of this community have got infected with the deadly disease.
Ramadoss said, "MSMs are our major concern. We have to contain the epidemic within this community. The number of targeted interventions specially for this community is being scaled up tremendously." The minister also called for a relook into the impending Bill to amend the Immoral Trafficking (Prevention) Act.
The Bill was moved in Parliament in 2006 by the ministry of women and child development headed by Renuka Chowdhury.
Chowdhury's Bill also drew criticism at the India session from UNAIDS chief Peter Piot, who said, "The Bill has raised concerns that it would push prostitution underground."
According to a recent report by the world's first independent commission on AIDS in Asia-Pacific, the HIV epidemic in Asia is mainly driven by men who go for paid sex. While 75 million men in Asia visit sex workers, 10 million women sell sex to these men.
Legalise homosexuality: Ramadoss-India-The Times of India
cyberaffair-humor
TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR WOMAN IS HAVING AFFAIR ON LINE
source:
Lots of Jokes - Top Ten Lists II.
Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair...
10. Lately, she sits at the computer naked.
9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.
8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.
7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.
6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.
5. Every day, Bill Gates sends 10 million dollars worth of flowers.
4. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.
3. During sex she screams "A COLON BACKSLASH ENTER INSERT!!!!"
2. The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's ass.
1. Lipstick on the mouse
source:
Lots of Jokes - Top Ten Lists II.
Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair...
study-is-better-than-sex
TOP 10 REASONS WHY STUDY IS BETTER THAN SEX
WHY STUDY IS BETTER THAN SEX?
10. You can usually find someone to do it with.
9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.
8. You can finish early with-out feelings of guilt or shame.
7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.
6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.
5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."
4. You can do it, eat and watch TV all at the same time.
3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.
2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.
1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help!
source
Lots of Jokes
Lots of Jokes - Top Ten Lists II
10. You can usually find someone to do it with.
9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.
8. You can finish early with-out feelings of guilt or shame.
7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.
6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.
5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."
4. You can do it, eat and watch TV all at the same time.
3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.
2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.
1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help!
source
Lots of Jokes
Lots of Jokes - Top Ten Lists II
perfect-couple-humor
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
Scroll down for the answer...
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep'a scrollin'...
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.
Thanks to
Hilarious Perfect Couple Jokes, Funny Perfect Couple Jokes, Cool Perfect Couple Joke
hindi-songs
MAGIC OF HINDI MOVIE SONGS
The immortal melodies from hindi cinema bring romantic touching mood.
The lyrics of some songs are perennial source of wisdom and philosopy.
This is a priceless, unacknowledged, contribution of the Hindi Movies, old and new.
Whether you are working in the kitchen, resting at night or studying the hindi movie songs transport you to an exhuberant climate. Any Asian Indian is bound to experience deprivation if s/he does not get to hear favourite songs, and is bound to feel at home when listening to these songs. This being the magic of hindi movie songs, I am posting just one lyric that I am listening right now as I work.
Hindi songs, full of love, philosophy and melody are embeded in the Indian peoples pschye as they have been listening as children, adolescents, adults. They can transport you in time.
Hindi songs are
Mood elevators, Tranquilizers without the pill.
Counselors without the bill.
Hindi songs have de ja vu feel.
One feels at home, back to country. What a
nostalgic euporia?
The above atributes immediately came to my mind.
Below is lyric from the Movie Kajal. It is intoxicatingly sensuous love song without a tinge of vulgar.
Lyric:
choo laney do nazuk hoonton ko kuch aur nahi hay jaam hay yeh qudrat nay jo hum ko bakhsha
hay wo sab se haseen inaam hay yeh choo laney do nazuk honton ko.. sharma kay na youhi kho dena
rangeen jawani ki ghariyan
(2) betaab dharaktey seenoo ka armaan bhara peghaam hay yeh choo laney
do nazuk honton ko acchon ko bura sabit karna duniya ki purani aadat hay (2) iss may ko mubarak
cheez samajh mana kay bohat badnaam hay yeh choo laney do nazuk hoonton ko kuch aur nahi hay
jaam hay yeh qudrat nay jo hum ko bakhsha hay wo sab se haseen inaam hay yeh choo laney do nazuk
honton ko..
More KAJAL Lyrics:
1. Tora man darpan kahalaaye
2. Kabira Nirbhay Raam Jap
3. Aapke Bheege Hue Jism Se
4. Samjhi Thi Ke Ye Ghar
5. Chhoo Lene Do Nazuk
6. Cham Cham Ghungaroo Bole
7. Zara Si Aur Pila Do
Chhoo Lene Do Nazuk lyrics, Lyrics of Chhoo Lene Do Nazuk, Chhoo Lene Do Nazuk song. - HindiLyrics.SmasHits.com
four-wives
Four Wives
There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best.
He also loved the 3rd wife very much. He's very proud of her and always wanted to show off her to his friends. However, the merchant is always in great fear that she might run away with some other men.
He too, loved his 2nd wife. She is a very considerate person, always patient and in fact is the merchant's confidante. Whenever the merchant faced some problems, he always turned to his 2nd wife and she would always help him out and tide him through difficult times.
Now, the merchant's 1st wife is a very loyal partner and has made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and business as well as taking care of the household. However, the merchant did not love the first wife and although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her.
One day, the merchant fell ill. Before long, he knew that he was going to die soon. He thought of his luxurious life and told himself, "Now I have 4 wives with me. But when I die, I'll be alone. How lonely I'll be!"
Thus, he asked the 4th wife, "I loved you most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No way!" replied the 4th wife and she walked away without another word.
The answer cut like a sharp knife right into the merchant's heart. The sad merchant then asked the 3rd wife, "I have loved you so much for all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No!" replied the 3rd wife. "Life is so good over here! I'm going to remarry when you die!" The merchant's heart sank and turned cold.
He then asked the 2nd wife, "I always turned to you for help and you've always helped me out. Now I need your help again. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?" "I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!" replied the 2nd wife. "At the very most, I can only send you to your grave." The answer came like a bolt of thunder and the merchant was devastated.
Then a voice called out : "I'll leave with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go." The merchant looked up and there was his first wife. She was so skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition. Greatly grieved, the merchant said, "I should have taken much better care of you while I could have !"
Moral :
Actually, we all have 4 wives in our lives
a. The 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die.
b. Our 3rd wife ? Our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, they all go to others.
c. The 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how close they had been there for us when we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.
d. The 1st wife is in fact our soul, often neglected in our pursuit of material, wealth and sensual pleasure.
Guess what? It is actually the only thing that follows us wherever we go. Perhaps it's a good idea to cultivate and strengthen it now rather than to wait until we're on our deathbed to lament.
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man-woman-humor
An argument with my husband tends to make me want to clean something...
With his toothbrush.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything,.
the young know everything.
When one is at home . . . he dreams of adventure.When one is on an adventure . . . he dreams of home.
Surely, the finest teachers of creativity, persistence,
and unconditional love, are children.
My friend, single handedly, tries to save the economy
every time she goes shopping.
It's not the extreme right or left that will take us
to hell in a hand basket. It's the vast, indifferent middle.
During these colder months it's important to conserve energy.
I try and do my part by laying on the sofawatching TV all day.
Women are like toilets.
Either: Vacant, Engaged or full of crap.
My husband goes to a female dentist just for the novelty
of hearing a woman tell him to open his mouth.
I do not diet because along with loss of body weight, Scientists report, there is loss of brain cells. It's a case of think or slim!
The reason why children are so happy is now obvious to me:
they don't have any children of their own to worry about.
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich.
If all our religious, national holidays were observed India would work only for 5 months a year.
I explained the facts of life to my teenagers tonight.
My insulin keeps me alive; smoke n booze keeps them alive
The wit above is not mine. I simply picked them. The source is
funny quips from lotsofjokes.com.
Dr. Ashok Koparday
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before-marriage-after-marriage
Don't miss this joke.
Before marriage
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you hug me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you beat me up?
Boy: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
After marriage - - -
simply read the above conversation from bottom to top.
Source:
jokesduniya.com
Before marriage
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you hug me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you beat me up?
Boy: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
After marriage - - -
simply read the above conversation from bottom to top.
Source:
jokesduniya.com
for-sex-deprived-husband-humorous
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.
But then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel like it.
I just want you to hold me."
The husband says " WHAT???"
The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.
So the next day the husband takes her
shopping at a big dept. store.
He walks around and had her try on
three very expensive outfits.
And then tells his wife, We 'll take all
three of them. Then goes over and gets
matching shoes worth $200 each. And
then goes to the jewelry Dept. and
gets a set of diamond earrings.
The wife is so excited (she thinks her
husband has flipped out, but she does not care).
She goes for the tennis braceoet.
The husband says "but you don't even
play tennis, but OK if you like it
then lets get it. 'The wife is
jumping up and down. So excited
she cannot even believe what is going
on. She says " I am ready to go,
lets go to the cash register. "
The husband says, " no -- no -- no, honey
we ' re not going to buy all this stuff."
The wife face goes blank.
"No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
Her face gets really red she is about to explode and then the husband says." You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a MAN!!!!!!!!"
Source:
India Jokes :Husband Wife Joke
send-health-record
HOW TO PROVIDE YOUR MEDICAL CASE RECORDS on the Internet to one or more doctors?
How is your medical case history transmitted on the internet to get expert opinion from another doctor? The answer is MDMS.
How is your medical case history transmitted on the internet to get expert opinion from another doctor? The answer is MDMS.
What is the Google Health Data API feed?
With this open source software one can can create, view, send, request for medical case history. I prefer to use MDMS, Medical Data Management System, as abbreviation for this tool.
MDMS enables a person any where in the world to provide medical data to get personalized medical help from a doctor.
If you change the doctor, or seek second opinion, the same medical data can be made available to another doctor.
The format of your medical data is defined by the medical industry. (see CCR)
The Google Health data API supports a subset of the CCR. CCR ("Continuity of Care Record") is a format defined by the medical industry. The CCR is primarily designed to facilitate the transfer of a snapshot of a patient's medical history when that individual moves from one medical provider to another. In the case of Google Health, a partner site can send a patient's CCR to Google. Given the proper user permissions, another partner site can then download that person's CCR.
How do I start?
If you're new to the Google Health Data API, here's how we recommend you get started:
1. Get familiar with the Google Data protocol.
2. Read the Google Health Developer's Guide.
3. Refer to the Reference Guide, as needed.
4. Read about the supported CCR element
Source:
http://code.google.com/apis/health/
Health Data API - Google Code
smart-wife-jokes
"Julia," asked Mary thoughtfully one day, "what would you do if you caught your husband with another woman?"
"Another woman with MY husband?" Julia thought it over.
"Let's see; I'd break her cane, shoot her guide dog, and call a cab to take her back to the institution she escaped from."
ATM=AnyTimeMoney
14 FEMALE RULES
1. The female always makes the rules.
2. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must
immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a vagrant misunderstanding which
was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.
7. If rule number 6 applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing
the misunderstanding.
KISS
8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent of the
female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be
angry or upset.
12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether she wants
him to be calm, angry or upset.
13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
14. The female always has the last word. [Except when the male ends up saying, "Sorry"!]
"Another woman with MY husband?" Julia thought it over.
"Let's see; I'd break her cane, shoot her guide dog, and call a cab to take her back to the institution she escaped from."
ATM=AnyTimeMoney
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
1. The female always makes the rules.
2. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must
immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a vagrant misunderstanding which
was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.
7. If rule number 6 applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing
the misunderstanding.
KISS
"I have a bad headache. I'll visit the doctor."
"Nonsense,
yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a big kiss to my wife
and the pain disappeared. Why don't you try it?"
"Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I'll be right over."
8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent of the
female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be
angry or upset.
12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether she wants
him to be calm, angry or upset.
13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
14. The female always has the last word. [Except when the male ends up saying, "Sorry"!]
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