jokes-men-women-oscar

The clearest explanation for the failure of any marriage[4]


is that two people are incompatible; that is, one is male and the other female. Anna Quindlen
[3]

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Men

"No man is rich enough to buy back his past."

"Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account."

"Men become old, but they never become good."
-- “Lady Windermere's Fan”

"I delight in men over seventy, they always offer one the devotion of a lifetime. "
-- “A Woman of No Importance”

"How many men there are in modern life who would like to see their past burning to white ashes before them!"
-- “An Ideal Husband”

"A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is invariably plain."
-- “Lady Windermere's Fan”

"Nowadays all the married men live like bachelors and all the bachelors live like married men."
-- “The Picture of Dorian Gray”

"I don't like compliments, and I don't see why a man should think he is pleasing a woman enormously when he says to her a whole heap of things that he doesn't mean."
-- “Lady Windermere's Fan”

Women

"One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that, would tell one anything."
-- “A Woman of No Importance”

"Crying is the refuge of plain women but the ruin of pretty ones."
-- “Lady Windermere's Fan”

"Men know life too early. Women know life too late. That is the difference between men and women."
-- “A Woman of No Importance”

"Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood."
-- “The Sphinx Without a Secret”

"It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing."
-- “Lady Windermere's Fan”

"I don't know that women are always rewarded for being charming. I think they are usually punished for it!"
-- “An Ideal Husband”

"I don't think there is a woman in the world who would not be a little flattered if one made love to her. It is that which makes women so irresistibly adorable."
-- “A Woman of No Importance”

"My dear young lady, there was a great deal of truth, I dare say, in what you said, and you looked very pretty while you said it, which is much more important."
-- “A Woman of No Importance”

"Women give to men the very gold of their lives. But they invariably want it back in such very small change."
-- “The Picture of Dorian Gray”

"I am sick of women who love one. Women who hate one are much more interesting."
-- “The Picture of Dorian Gray”

"I prefer women with a past. They're always so damned amusing to talk to."
-- “Lady Windermere's Fan”
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Men Women

[2]

[5]

1. Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.
2. All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
3. Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
4. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
5. If we men married the woman we deserve, we should have a very tedious time of it.
6. In married life three is company and two is none.
7. A man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.
8. Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
9. Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
10. As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
11. A woman will flirt with anyone in the world, so long as other women are looking on.
12. She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.
13. A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

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People

"People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them accurately."
-- Letter from Paris, dated May 1900

"The more one analyses people, the more all reasons for analysis disappear. Sooner of later one comes to that dreadful universal thing called human nature."
-- “The Decay of Lying”

"The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing."
-- “The Soul of Man Under Socialism”

"Most men and women are forced to perform parts for which they have no qualification."
-- “Lord Arthur Savile's Crime”

"It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about, nowadays, saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true."
-- “The Picture of Dorian Gray”

Born:16th October 1854, Died: on 30th November 30, 1900.
Full Name: Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie
Parents: His mother Jane was a poet, while his father, Sir William Wilde, was prominent Irish surgeon. Both parents were prolific authors so it was no surprise that he inherited such literary talent.
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Life

"Life is much too important a thing ever to talk seriously about it."
-- “Vera, of The Nihilists”

"The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden. It ends with Revelations."
-- “A Woman of No Importance”

"Life is never fair...And perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not."
-- “An Ideal Husband”

"You must not find symbols in everything you see. It makes life impossible."
-- “Salome”

"We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell."
-- “The Duchess of Padua”

"The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast."
-- “Lord Arthur Savile's Crime”

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"Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman - or the want of it in the man."
-- “A Woman of No Importance”

"One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry."
-- “A Woman of No Importance”

"To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance."
-- “An Ideal Husband”

"A kiss may ruin a human life."
-- “A Woman of No Importance”

"A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her."
-- “The Picture of Dorian Gray”

"Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot."
-- “The Picture of Dorian Gray”

"Faithfulness is to the emotional life what consistency is to the life of the intellect - simply a confession of failures."
-- “The Picture of Dorian Gray”

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Source
[1]The Official Website
The Official Web Site of Oscar Wilde
[2]guy-sports.com

[3]Timeless Relationship Wisdom
http://historyofwit.blogspot.com/2005/04/timeless-relationship-wisdom.html
posted by Dorion Sagan

[4]Oscars lining up - Flickr
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Steve Jobs himself tells 3 inspiring stories (Stanford university 2005) (TIME 14.33 Miss your date, cancel your shooting, but do not miss Steve Jobs.)

To read the transcript click here


We appreciate your comments.

l-arginine-erectile-dysfunction

L-arginine and ED

Erectile dysfunction [1] and

Treatment with L-arginine

Is L-arginine
1. Effective [3]in
Treatment of Erectile Dysfunctions ?

2. Mechanism of Action of L-arginine

Is L-arginine Effective

Early studies have shown that arginine supplements may help treat erectile dysfunction (ED) in men with low nitrate levels in their blood or urine. A combination of L-arginine, glutamate, and yohimbine hydrochloride has been used to treat ED - states Medline Plus. However, because a combination product was used, and yohimbine hydrochloride is an FDA-approved therapy for this condition, the effects of arginine alone are unknown. More research is needed with arginine alone.

Mechanism of Action

L-arginine is Precursor to nitric oxide (NO), [2] a key component of endothelial-derived relaxing factor, an endogenous messenger molecule involved in a variety of endothelium-dependent physiological effects in the cardiovascular system
L-arginine is a protein amino acid present in the proteins of all life forms. It is classified as a semi-essential or conditionally essential amino acid. This means that under normal circumstances the body can synthesize sufficient L-arginine to meet physiological demands.

What are the natural dietary sources of L-arginine?
How safe is L-arginine?


Sources

[1]medlineplus
This information is derived from evidence based professional level monograph edited and peer-reviewed by contributors to the Natural Standard Research Collaboration (www.naturalstandard.com):
Title
Arginine (L-arginine)
February 01, 2008.
[2]L arginine club natural
no date title Arginine dosage and other topics
L Arginine Club Natural 1 Tablet750 mg
accessed February 13, 2009

[3]Universal's Enlarge
L-Arginine 500mg ™
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Specially Forwarded as Gift from
a dear Friend in University of Arizona

Steve Jobs Tells 3 Inspiring Stories

Thank you. I'm honored to be with you today for your commencement from one of the finest universities in the world. Truth be told, I never graduated from college and this is the closest I've ever gotten to a college graduation.


Today I want to tell you three stories from my life. That's it. No big deal. Just three stories.

The first story is about connecting the dots.

I dropped out of Reed College after the first six months but then stayed around as a drop-in for another eighteen months or so before I really quit. So why did I drop out? It started before I was born. My biological mother was a young, unwed graduate student, and she decided to put me up for adoption. She felt very strongly that I should be adopted by college graduates, so everything was all set for me to be adopted at birth by a lawyer and his wife, except that when I popped out, they decided at the last minute that they really wanted a girl. So my parents, who were on a waiting list, got a call in the middle of the night asking, "We've got an unexpected baby boy. Do you want him?" They said, "Of course." My biological mother found out later that my mother had never graduated from college and that my father had never graduated from high school. She refused to sign the final adoption papers. She only relented a few months later when my parents promised that I would go to college.

This was the start in my life. And seventeen years later, I did go to college, but I naïvely chose a college that was almost as expensive as Stanford, and all of my working-class parents' savings were being spent on my college tuition. After six months, I couldn't see the value in it. I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life, and no idea of how college was going to help me figure it out, and here I was, spending all the money my parents had saved their entire life. So I decided to drop out and trust that it would all work out OK. It was pretty scary at the time, but looking back, it was one of the best decisions I ever made. The minute I dropped out, I could stop taking the required classes that didn't interest me and begin dropping in on the ones that looked far more interesting.

It wasn't all romantic. I didn't have a dorm room, so I slept on the floor in friends' rooms. I returned Coke bottles for the five-cent deposits to buy food with, and I would walk the seven miles across town every Sunday night to get one good meal a week at the Hare Krishna temple. I loved it. And much of what I stumbled into by following my curiosity and intuition turned out to be priceless later on. Let me give you one example.
Reed College at that time offered perhaps the best calligraphy instruction in the country. Throughout the campus every poster, every label on every drawer was beautifully hand-calligraphed. Because I had dropped out and didn't have to take the normal classes, I decided to take a calligraphy class to learn how to do this. I learned about serif and sans-serif typefaces, about varying the amount of space between different letter combinations, about what makes great typography great. It was beautiful, historical, artistically subtle in a way that science can't capture, and I found it fascinating.

None of this had even a hope of any practical application in my life. But ten years later when we were designing the first Macintosh computer, it all came back to me, and we designed it all into the Mac. It was the first computer with beautiful typography. If I had never dropped in on that single course in college, the Mac would have never had multiple typefaces or proportionally spaced fonts, and since Windows just copied the Mac, it's likely that no personal computer would have them.

If I had never dropped out, I would have never dropped in on that calligraphy class and personals computers might not have the wonderful typography that they do.

Of course it was impossible to connect the dots looking forward when I was in college, but it was very, very clear looking backwards 10 years later. Again, you can't connect the dots looking forward. You can only connect them looking backwards, so you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something--your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever--because believing that the dots will connect down the road will give you the confidence to follow your heart, even when it leads you off the well-worn path, and that will make all the difference.

My second story is about love and loss. I was lucky. I found what I loved to do early in life. Woz and I started Apple in my parents' garage when I was twenty. We worked hard and in ten years, Apple had grown from just the two of us in a garage into a $2 billion company with over 4,000 employees. We'd just released our finest creation, the Macintosh, a year earlier, and I'd just turned thirty, and then I got fired. How can you get fired from a company you started? Well, as Apple grew, we hired someone who I thought was very talented to run the company with me, and for the first year or so, things went well. But then our visions of the future began to diverge, and eventually we had a falling out. When we did, our board of directors sided with him, and so at thirty, I was out, and very publicly out. What had been the focus of my entire adult life was gone, and it was devastating. I really didn't know what to do for a few months. I felt that I had let the previous generation of entrepreneurs down, that I had dropped the baton as it was being passed to me. I met with David Packard and Bob Noyce and tried to apologize for screwing up so badly. I was a very public failure and I even thought about running away from the Valley. But something slowly began to dawn on me. I still loved what I did. The turn of events at Apple had not changed that one bit. I'd been rejected but I was still in love. And so I decided to start over.
I didn't see it then, but it turned out that getting fired from Apple was the best thing that could have ever happened to me. The heaviness of being successful was replaced by the lightness of being a beginner again, less sure about everything. It freed me to enter one of the most creative periods in my life. During the next five years I started a company named NeXT, another company named Pixar and fell in love with an amazing woman who would become my wife. Pixar went on to create the world's first computer-animated feature film, "Toy Story," and is now the most successful animation studio in the world.

In a remarkable turn of events, Apple bought NeXT and I returned to Apple and the technology we developed at NeXT is at the heart of Apple's current renaissance, and Lorene and I have a wonderful family together.

I'm pretty sure none of this would have happened if I hadn't been fired from Apple. It was awful-tasting medicine but I guess the patient needed it. Sometimes life's going to hit you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith. I'm convinced that the only thing that kept me going was that I loved what I did. You've got to find what you love, and that is as true for work as it is for your lovers. Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work, and the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking, and don't settle. As with all matters of the heart, you'll know when you find it, and like any great relationship it just gets better and better as the years roll on. So keep looking. Don't settle.

My third story is about death. When I was 17 I read a quote that went something like "If you live each day as if it was your last, someday you'll most certainly be right." It made an impression on me, and since then, for the past 33 years, I have looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself, "If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?" And whenever the answer has been "no" for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something. Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important thing I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life, because almost everything--all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure--these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.

About a year ago, I was diagnosed with cancer. I had a scan at 7:30 in the morning and it clearly showed a tumor on my pancreas. I didn't even know what a pancreas was. The doctors told me this was almost certainly a type of cancer that is incurable, and that I should expect to live no longer than three to six months. My doctor advised me to go home and get my affairs in order, which is doctors' code for "prepare to die." It means to try and tell your kids everything you thought you'd have the next ten years to tell them, in just a few months. It means to make sure that everything is buttoned up so that it will be as easy as possible for your family. It means to say your goodbyes.

I lived with that diagnosis all day. Later that evening I had a biopsy where they stuck an endoscope down my throat, through my stomach into my intestines, put a needle into my pancreas and got a few cells from the tumor. I was sedated but my wife, who was there, told me that when they viewed the cells under a microscope, the doctor started crying, because it turned out to be a very rare form of pancreatic cancer that is curable with surgery. I had the surgery and, thankfully, I am fine now.

This was the closest I've been to facing death, and I hope it's the closest I get for a few more decades. Having lived through it, I can now say this to you with a bit more certainty than when death was a useful but purely intellectual concept. No one wants to die, even people who want to go to Heaven don't want to die to get there, and yet, death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because death is very likely the single best invention of life. It's life's change agent; it clears out the old to make way for the new. right now, the new is you. But someday, not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it's quite true. Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma, which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice, heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.

When I was young, there was an amazing publication called The Whole Earth Catalogue, which was one of the bibles of my generation. It was created by a fellow named Stuart Brand not far from here in Menlo Park, and he brought it to life with his poetic touch. This was in the late Sixties, before personal computers and desktop publishing, so it was all made with typewriters, scissors, and Polaroid cameras. it was sort of like Google in paperback form thirty-five years before Google came along. I was idealistic, overflowing with neat tools and great notions. Stuart and his team put out several issues of the The Whole Earth Catalogue, and then when it had run its course, they put out a final issue. It was the mid-Seventies and I was your age. On the back cover of their final issue was a photograph of an early morning country road, the kind you might find yourself hitchhiking on if you were so adventurous. Beneath were the words, "Stay hungry, stay foolish." It was their farewell message as they signed off. "Stay hungry, stay foolish." And I have always wished that for myself, and now, as you graduate to begin anew, I wish that for you.

Stay hungry, stay foolish.

Thank you all, very much.

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l-arginine-libido-treatment-diet

Nutritional Supplement in treatment of Erectile Dysfunction and Male Libido.

Diet Supplements
for
Increasing Sexual Desire and Erection in Men

ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE

"Early studies have shown that arginine supplements may help treat erectile dysfunction (ED) in men with low nitrate levels in their blood or urine."- reports MedlinePlus in [1] discussion on patient and arginine.

What does Arginine do?

L-arginine (also called as Arginine) is believed to
(A) increase sexual desire, thus making it a libido enhancer. L-arginine is widely used as treatment for male libido as sexual enhancer.
Now it is being used as supplement in
(B) Treatment of Erectile Dysfunction too.

MEN SEXUAL HEALTH

Research Study

A combination of L-arginine, glutamate, and yohimbine hydrochloride has been used to treat ED. However, because a combination product was used, and yohimbine hydrochloride is an FDA-approved therapy for this condition, the effects of arginine alone are unknown. More research is needed with arginine alone.

Availability

L-arginine is sold as L Arginine Club Natural [3]where 1 Tablet contains 750 mg L-Arginine

L-Arginine is available in India as Enlalarge ™ [5].
Enlalarge ™ is a softgel® containing 500 mg of L-Arginine.
Enlalarge ™ is made by UniversalMedicare in technical collaboration with GELLTEC INC. USA

WOMEN SEXUAL HEALTH

L-arginine is not used for increasing female libido (libido = sexual desire) .

NATURAL (HERBAL) TREATMENT / NUTRITIONAL SUPPLEMENTS

What L-Arginine is not:

L-Arginine is not multivitamin. It is a one of the supplementary amino acid (amino acids make protein, not vitamin)

What is Arginine:

Arginine is a conditionally essential amino acid, meaning most of the time it can be manufactured by the human body, and does not need to be obtained directly through the diet. [4] However, this does not produce sufficient arginine, and some must still be consumed through diet by individuals who have poor nutrition or certain physical conditions.

HERBAL TREATMENT
Male sexual enhancement

L-arginine increases male libido and helps in treatment of Erectile Dysfunction.
L-arginine, the sexual enhancer for men, is herbal treatment or diet supplement now becoming popular as medicine used as add on for cure of Erectile Dysfunction.

We would like to know diet supplement that contains L-Arginine so that we may as well eat L-Arginine. What are the Diet/Food supplements to give men this sexual enhancer by healthy diet/food.

Foods Containing Arginine
Vegetarian

walnut=Akrod
almonds =Badam,
peanuts = Shengdane,
cashew nuts =Kaju,
raisins =Manukay,
brown rice=polish n kelele tandul,
chocholate,
coconut =khobra,
Cereals = Dhanya,
Oats =Nachani,
Corn =Kanis,
Wheat and wheat flour =Gahu va ghavachay peeth,
Cooked Soyabeans =Shijawalele soyaben
Dairy Products = Dudh wa Dudhapasun banavilele sarva padharth,


Non-vegetarian

Sea Fish = Samudratlay Masay,
Lobster= Khekada,
chicken,
meat =Mutton

FOODS CONTAINING ARGININE

Dietary Supplement of Arginine [1] [2] [4]

(This information is based on a professional level monograph edited and peer-reviewed)

*Walnuts, filberts (hazelnuts), pecans, Brazil nuts, sesame and sunflower seeds, brown rice, raisins, coconut, gelatin, buckwheat, almonds, barley, cashews, cereals, chicken, chocolate, corn, dairy products, meats, oats, peanuts.[1]

*The natural sources of arginine are brown rice, nuts, popcorn, raisins, and whole-wheat products. [2]

* Animal sources: dairy products (e.g. cottage cheese, ricotta, milk, yogurt, whey protein drinks), beef, pork (e.g. bacon, ham), poultry (e.g. chicken and turkey light meat), wild game (e.g. pheasant, quail), seafood (e.g. halibut, lobster, salmon, shrimp, snails, tuna in water)[4]

* Vegetable sources: wheat germ and flour, buckwheat, granola, oatmeal, nuts (coconut, pecans, cashews, walnuts, almonds, Brazil nuts, hazelnuts, pinenuts, peanuts), seeds (pumpkin, sesame, sunflower), chick peas, cooked soybeans


Source

[1] MedlinePlus

February 01, 2008.

This information is based on a professional level monograph

[2]
L-Arginine

Title L-Arginiine

Url http://www.l-arginine.net/

Copyright © 2003 www.l-arginine.net, All rights reserved.

Statement contained within this web site have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.

These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

[3]
Title: Arginine dosage and other topics

URL: http://www.yohimbebark.net/arginine.html

Date: No date
[4] Wikipedia
[5] L-Arginine 500mg ™
Enlalarge ™
customercare@universalmedicare.com
contact ccustomer care tel no 022 66478484

prostate-gland

Prostate Cancer is 2nd only to skin cancer

Men Sexual Health

Prostate

• what is prostate
• prostate cancer
• benign hyperplasia of Prostate
• Causes and Symptoms
• Diagnosis of Prostate Cancer
• Screening
• Tumor Markers
• Treatment Options

what is prostate?
Along with the testicles and the seminal vesicles, the prostate secretes the fluid that makes up semen. The prostate is about the size of a walnut and lies just behind the urinary bladder.

Prostate cancer is a disease in which cells of the prostate become abnormal and start to grow uncontrollably, forming tumors.[g]

Cancerous cells within the prostate itself are generally not deadly on their own.

Most common sites for prostate cancer to metastasize are the seminal vesicles, the lymph nodes, the lungs, and various bones around the hips and the pelvic region. The effects of these new tumors are what can cause death.


Second only to skin cancer, the American Cancer Society estimates that in 2000 at least 180,400 new cases of prostate cancer were diagnosed. Of this number, the disease will cause at least 31,900 deaths. Although prostate cancer is often very slow growing, it can be aggressive, especially in younger men. Given its slow growing nature, many men with the disease die of other causes rather than from the cancer itself.

Prostate cancer affects African-American men twice as often as white men
— Lata Cherath; Michelle Johnson, MS, JD
Early prostate cancer

It was reported in April 2007 that a new blood test for early prostate cancer antigen-2 (EPCA-2) is being researched that may alert men if they have prostate cancer and how aggressive it will be.[a][b]

One herbal compound that was under investigation by the National Center for Complementary and Alternative Medicine (NCCAM)a mixture of eight herbs adapted from traditional Chinese medicine.Food and Drug Administration (FDA) determined that samples of the product were contaminated with undeclared prescription drug ingredients. PC-SPES was withdrawn from the American market in late 2002.


PSA levels may increase after ejaculation. Men are recommended to abstain from sexual intercourse or masturbation for 48 hours before the test. PSA levels may also increase after prostate manipulation following the digital rectal exam


Tumor markers [tumor markers tumor marker levels sometimes help to determine the extent of cancer.]

Monitoring cancer treatment is the most common use of tumor markers.
. PCA3 mRNA is expressed almost exclusively by prostate cells and has been shown to be highly over-expressed in prostate cancer cells. PCA3 is not a replacement for PSA but an additional tool to help decide if, in men suspected of having prostate cancer, a biopsy is really needed. The higher the expression of PCA3 in urine, the greater the likelihood of a positive biopsy, i.e. the presence of cancer cells in the prostate. Company Diagnocure has an exclusive worldwide license for all diagnostic and therapeutic applications related to PCA3
http://www.answers.com/topic/alternative-medicine
[c]
[d]
[e]image
[f]
[g]
source
http://www.answers.com/topic/prostate-cancer#cite_note-pmid17437801-79

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The wit of celebrities like Robin Williams, Billy Crystal, Dave Barry, Roseanne and others is irresistible. Have a taste of it.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
-Billy Crystal

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
-Robin Williams

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
-Roseanne

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
-Dave Barry

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
-Elayne Boosler

I am not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it. I don't know when I lost it. I don't think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job and I don't want it.
-Bill Cosby

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-Lewis Grizzard

We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms."
-Elayne Boosler

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
-George Carlin

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
-Jeff Foxworthy

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
-Robin Williams

Source
Celebrity Quotes - One Liners Jokes

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40% U.S. Women have Sexual Dysfunction



Sexual problems associated with PERSONAL DISTRESS were much less common, although reported by approximately 12% of women.

TOTAL U.S. WOMEN HAVING SEX PROBLEMS ARE 40 % of these PERSONAL DISTRESS IS REPORTED BY 12 %

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Personal distress
The age-adjusted prevalence of sexually related personal distress (22.2%) was comparable to the prevalence of marked sexual distress of 22.8% from a U.S. national sample. ^[5]

This is a review of a new study published in November 2008 in the Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology, Dr. Jan Shifren,MD Reproductive Endocrinologist of Massachusetts General Hosptial

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WHAT ARE
FEMALE SEXUAL DYSFUNCTIONS

Female sexual dysfunction is a term used to describe various sexual problems, such as

• low desire or interest,
• diminished arousal,
• orgasmic difficulties, and
• dyspareunia.

Female sexual dysfunction is considered common, with a widely quoted prevalence estimate of 43% from the U.S. National Health and Social Life Survey [4] and similar estimates from other large, population-based surveys in the United States[5] [6] and the United Kingdom[7] [8].

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In elderly men as age increases distress associated with sexual problem is high. In contrast to this, the research team found that though sexual problems were greatest in elderly women, consequent distress due to the problems was least prevalent in the elderly women.

LIMITATIONS OF THE STUDY

on Female sexual Dysfunctions associated with female distress
1
One important factor to be noted is that sexual problems and distress were based on self-reported information without any clinical evaluation.
2
Only 63% women chose to respond. They may be more conscious about their problems.
37% did not participate in the study about whom nothing can be said.
3
Data provided by this survey are unable to address the reason for this finding.

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FEMALE SEXUAL PROBLEMS
CAUSING DISTRESS
WHAT DOES THE RESEARCH CONCLUDE

The results of this study show that sexual problems associated with personal distress occur in about 12% of adult U.S. women, which is much less common than previously published and widely quoted prevalence estimates of about 40% for sexual problems (with unknown presence of distress).

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Still, the proportion of women with distressing sexual problems is not trivial, particularly for women at mid life, because
one in eight women aged 45-64 years had distress associated with desire problems and about
one in 15 with arousal and orgasm problems.
An accurate estimate of prevalence and identification of correlates of distressing female sexual problems has important implications for the care of women. Clinicians assessing women with sexual problems should be certain to evaluate the level of distress associated with such problems.

50 - 60 yrs distress 13%

13 % of women between 50 years and 60 years of age have desire problems causing distress in the present study. This is found to be same as in another study (WISHes)[12] where the distress is 13% in U.S. women as well as 13% in European women.

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Desire Dysfunction Causing Distress

Distressing desire problem highest in 35-64 years.
In married women it is two times more than in single women, but higher in women without a current partner.
Post menopausal women have 20% more problems than pre menopausal women.

Distressing problems of desire were definitely more in women who had the following medical conditions:

• Current Depression
• Thyroid Problems
• Anxiety
• Urinary Incontinence

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Arousal Dysfunction Causing Distress

Medical conditions related to increased odds of arousal problems were

• thyroid problems,
• arthritis,
• anxiety,
• urinary incontinence, and
• inflammatory or irritable bowel disease.

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Orgasm Dysfunction Causing Distress

Medical conditions related to a higher odds of orgasm problems with associated distress included

• depression ^[13]
• worsening health status
• thyroid problems,
• arthritis,
• anxiety, and
• urinary incontinence.

Orgasm problems were 40 % more likely in women with lower education
and also in single (never married) women
compared with divorced, widowed, or separated women.
Unlike desire and arousal problems, distressing orgasm problems were less likely in married women and women without a current partner

Compared with premenopause, only surgical postmenopause was associated with orgasm problems (odds ratio 1.34).

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No Distress

Distress causing problems were not correlated with

• number of children,
• taking contraceptives or hormone therapy, and
• taking medication to lower high blood pressure or high cholesterol
• heart disease
• diabetes ^{[14], [15]}

Lubrication Problem causing Distress

Lubrication Problem
Comparing with other studies it can be said that age-related increase in lubrication problems is well documented.


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Women with depression are twice more likely to have distress compared to women without depression. ^[13]


Jan Shifren's survey is remarkable for three reasons,
1. Large total number of females and wide age range of women.
2. Personal Distress due to Female sexual dysfunctions are covered
3. Most recent among similar studies.

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Current diagnostic guidelines from the American Psychiatric Association^[9] and Food and Drug Administration^[10] require personal distress as part of the diagnostic criteria for dysfunction.
Even the American Urological Association Foundation emphasizes the clinical importance of distress in its revised definitions of sexual disorders.^[11]

METHODS:
The 31,581 female respondents aged 18 years and older were from 50,002 households sampled from a national research panel representative of U.S. women. Correlates of each distressing sexual problem were evaluated using multiple logistic regression techniques.


Reference:
STUDY AUTHOR
Jan L. Shifren, MD, is assistant professor of obstetrics, gynecology and reproductive biology at Harvard Medical School in Boston, Massachusetts. She is a reproductive endocrinologist and director of the Menopause Program at the Vincent Obstetrics and Gynecology Service of the Massachusetts General Hospital.

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[1]
© 2008 The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists
Shifren, Jan L.; Monz, Brigitta U.; Russo, Patricia A.; Segreti, Anthony; Johannes, Catherine B.
Obstetrics & Gynecology:
November 2008 - Volume 112 - Issue 5 - pp 970-978
doi: 10.1097/AOG.0b013e3181898cdb
Original Research
Sexual Problems and Distress in United States Women: Prevalence and Correlates
Corresponding author: Dr. Jan L. Shifren, Vincent OB/GYN Service, Massachusetts General Hospital, 55 Fruit Street, Yawkey 10-A, Boston, MA 02114; e-mail: jshifren@partners.org

[2]
Jan L. Shifren, MD, is assistant professor of obstetrics, gynecology and reproductive biology at Harvard Medical School in Boston, Massachusetts. She is a reproductive endocrinologist and director of the Menopause Program at the Vincent Obstetrics and Gynecology Service of the Massachusetts General Hospital.
http://www.femalesexualdysfunctiononline.org/meetings/asrm-menopause/index.cfm?&cmepage=cme_presenters

Faculty Biographies and Disclosures
This continuing medical education activity is sponsored by
the American Society for Reproductive Medicine.
Supported by unrestricted educational grants from Boehringer Ingelheim and Procter & Gamble.

© 2009 Baylor College of Medicine. All rights reserved.

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[3]
The Journal of Sexual Medicine
Basic Research and Clinical Studies in Male and Female Sexual Function and Dysfunction

The Official Journal of the International Society for Sexual Medicine and the International Society for the Study of Women's Sexual Health
Editor-in-Chief
Irwin Goldstein, MD
Director, Sexual Medicine
Alvarado Hospital
University of California
San Diego, CA USA
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Laumann EO, Paik A, Rosen RC. Sexual dysfunction in the United States: prevalence and predictors [published erratum appears in JAMA 1999;281:1174]. JAMA 1999;281:537-44.
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Nazareth I, Boynton P, King M. Problems with sexual function in people attending London general practitioners: cross sectional study. BMJ 2003;327:423.
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7. US Department of Health and Human Services. Food and Drug Administration Center for Drug Evaluation and Research. Guidance for Industry. Female Sexual Dysfunction 2000. Available at: http://www.fda.gov/cder/guidance/3312dft.htm. Retrieved November 2, 2007.

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Mural of Chandragupta Maurya's counsil [2] [1]Chanakya's attitude towards women in 250 - 283 BC

The court of Chandragupta Maurya, especially Chanakya, played an important part in the foundation and governance of the Maurya dynasty [3].


 Two books are attributed to Chanakya: Arthashastra [10] and Nitishastra which is also known as Chanakya Niti. The Arthashastra discusses monetary  [9] and fiscal [8] policies, welfare, [7]  international relations  [6], and war strategies [5]  in detail. Nitishastra is a treatise on the ideal way of life, and shows Chanakya's in depth study of the Indian way of life. [4]



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Why respect and protect women?
Specially contributed by  Radhakrishnan 'Chanakya' Pillai [1]' For Picture Click Here


Brief Introduction on
Women life and Chanakya
by Dr. Ashok Koparday

WOMEN LIFE
Advocates of feminism [10] and gender equality [9] will find this article thought provoking.
When we talk to men and women about womens's rights, gender equality, a paradox crosses my mind. It is about women, how they treat other women. Women at work who are educated, earning, even today have to succumb to traditional pressures of gender inequality enforced by women (mother in law syndrome).
Women willingly kill female fetus.
It is not just women, but men too, work for women's rights [8] and enforcing gender equality. Gender inequality has been existing for centuries, throughout history and exists even now all over world.
Is women life not human life?
Have you wondered about women life before Christ?
Hallmark of human dignity is women being treated with respect.
What about protecting women?
Here you will find views of Chanakya who lived in century 350 - 283 BC. They are applicable even today. Chanakya was Professor at Takshashila University [7] in India.

Key Topics

• feminism
• gender
• gender inequality
• in women
• women
• women about
• women against
• women how
• women in india
• women life
• women work
• women's right

CHANAKYA [1]
If there lived an undisputed Management Guru, it is Chanakya of India. Chanakya, maestro Administrator, Leader maker, Ace player and Teacher of Human Interrelationship Skills himself actually planned and executed mind boggling strategies in his life time in India. His empowering treatises, well known as the Chanakya Niti, Kautilya's Arthashastra, are thus backed by real life demo.  Kautilya's Arhtashastra are treasure troves for Corporates. Chanakya's Best Seller Non Fiction Books (treatises) can empower CEO's, or those aspiring to be CEO's, in designing and using crafty stategeies. Kautilya's Shastra [sanskrit word meaning science] are useful even today to Politicians, Senior Managers, and People like us. This revolutionary thinker, philosopher with his sound basis of Interpersonal Dyanamics has given tricks and tips that appear Machiavellian [13] and are useful to people in all walks of life. Those interested in knowing more can contact authoratative source Mr. Radhakrishan 'Chanakya' Pillai, whose articles are published in reputed newspapers and magazines.

Presenting verbatim copy as published in
THE TIMES OF INDIA

Name of Paper:
THE TIMES OF INDIA (MUMBAI MIRROR)

15^th Sept 08 (Page 22)

         

IMPORTANCE OF RESPECTING AND PROTECTING OUR WOMEN

-         Radhakrishnan 'Chanakya' Pillai

(This weekly column will bring out the relevance of Kautilya's Arthashastra[3] in today's corporate world)

Bhishma, the warrior hero of Mahabharata [2], had once advised Yudhishtira: "A society that does not respect women will perish." It was this lack of respect towards the fairer sex that caused the two great wars in our Hindu epics[4] the 18-day battle in Mahabharata itself after Draupati was humiliated in front of all men and, in Ramayana [5], the war in Lanka when Sita[6] was kidnapped and taken there by Ravana [6].

Even Chanakya refers to the priority women should enjoy in any emergency: "From a dangerous situation he should move away with effort, after removing the women-flock" (7.5.46).

In other words, even when one has to run away from a disaster or a dangerous situation – he should do so only after rescuing women. You may ask: Where is the need for such lessons when there's so much gender equality [7]?
Well, ask your own female friends and relatives whether they think equality has come in totally, or harassment towards them has ended completely.

Base your own decision on their answer. And if you believe a change in mindsets is a must, read on to see how we can respect and protect women in our daily lives:

1) IN OUR WORK PLACES

Today, the number of working women has increased in all areas. Be it in the field of business, education or civil services.

All of us have to interact with women. Remember that men and women think differently. It's a basic psychological difference.

When men and women work on a common project together, they bring in different perspectives. Now if you are the boss, see to it that there is a gender mix in every project. If you are just an employee, inculcate not only a respect towards women but also a receptiveness to their point of views.
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2) AT OUR HOMES

While a house is incomplete without a lady, the women in our family also have talents that need to be given wings.

Identify it and give freedom to explore whether it's our daughter, wife, sister or mother.

3) AS A NATION

Even though women have proved themselves in every field, we still have a long way to go. Just look at the amount female infanticides still taking place, a low girl literacy, prevailing practice of dowry, etc.

No social work can be complete till women are empowered. We refer to our country as "Mother India", but hardly allow her to have any daughters.

Swami Vivekananda [14] had rightly said:

"Educate the girl child and the nation will awaken."

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The author is a 'strategic leadership' trainer and consultant and also the Director of SPM FOUNDATION, the vision of which is to bring back ancient Indian knowledge in modern day applications. 
Contact at rchanakyapillai@spmfoundation.in

Name of Paper: Times of India (MUMBAI MIRROR)
Location of India   [12]

15^th Sept 08 (Page 22)

The above article can be found on line – click here:

FOR AN E COURSE ON KAUTILYA'S ARTHASHASRTRA

LISTEN TO RADHAKRISHNAN 'CHANAKYA' PILLAI ON RADIO

Every week on the show 'Ask Chanakya' for details click here

FOR GOING TO SPIRITUAL TOURS

www.atmadarshan.com

[13] word 'Machiavellian'
Dictionary http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/refpages/search.aspx?q=Machiavellian
Date accessed: 2008 December 31

- cunning and unscrupulous: using clever trickery, [14] amoral methods, and expediency to achieve a desired goal, especially in politics
- relating to Machiavelli: relating to or characteristic of Niccolò Machiavelli or his political philosophy
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How to know that ovarian cyst is the cause of discomfort during intercourse?
Ovarian Cyst being uncommon cause of discomfort during sex, doctor should not miss it.


Chocolate Cyst of Ovary is specific Chocolate that a woman who has it never relishes.

Key Terms

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Many women will have ovarian cysts some time or other in their child bearing age. Most Ovarian Cysts are harmless. We call them 'functional' or 'phsiological' cysts. Ovarian cysts often go unnoticed. Between 4% and 10% of women of childbearing age develop Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome (PCOS). What are chocolate cysts of ovary, endometriosis, Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome (PCOS). Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome (PCOS). Most are harmless "functional” or "physiologic" cysts. How will I know if I have ovarian cysts Multiple cysts are one hallmark of PCOS. PCOS What can ovarian cyst cause? Ovarian Cysts and Poly cystic Ovarian Syndrome due to hormonal disruptions result in persistent acne, excessive body hair, thinning scalp hair, infertility, obesity, increased risk of diabetes, cardiovascular disease, uterine cancer or breast cancer. Ovarian cysts can cause discomfort during intercourse. They may bleed, rupture, or twist the ovary, causing significant pelvic pain. Sudden or severe pelvic pain, especially with vomiting or a fever, is a medical emergency

TREATMENT WITH MEDICINES
Treating endometriosis with medicines has definite limitations. Medication usually controls mild or moderate pain and may eliminate small patches of the disease. But large chocolate cysts in the ovary are less likely to respond, and drugs cannot remove scar tissue. This is why surgery may be needed to improve fertility by removing adhesion, lesions, nodules or endometriomas.
As described earlier, laparoscopy can be used as a therapeutic tool. For example, fluid can be drained ; adhesion freed; and patches of endometriosis destroyed using a laser or electrical current. Even large endometriomas can be removed through the laparoscope by a skilled surgeon, so that today most cases can be successfully treated through the laparoscope. Open surgery (laparotomy) is needed only very rarely.

Some ovarian cysts can become cancerous. These are all rare cancers

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vagina-cleaning

QUESTION
i need your help. plz tell me what can i do. my daughter by mistake insert a banana in her vagina and the banana broke inside the vagina.n what can i do.tell me as early as possible
REPLY -
VAGINAL DOUCHING

VAGINAL DOUCHING
1. First thing is not to panic
2. You need to take your daughter to Gynecologist.
3. Just a finger inside the vagina (the place from where periods come)
can do the cleaning. Wash with water. Soap/Cream/Gel is not to be used.
4. Even if you do nothing it will come out during periods.
5. Please let me know if you have any additional questions or issues.
Best regards,
Dr. Ashok Koparday MBBS FCSEPI
Consultant PsychoSexual Medicine
Medical Director
Samadhan India
Center for Therapy, Education, Research in
Sex, Marriage, Relationships

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Seth G. S. Medical College and K. E. M. Hospital and
Grant Medical College and Sir J. J. Group of Hospitals
University of Mumbai, India

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increased size of breast in boys

Your Question
Doctor's Reply
"Hello,
I am suffering from gynaecomastia.Its just that my chest is not well toned.Online thre is a medicine named gynexin wich helps reduce chest fat.I dnt want 2 undergo xpensive surgery ,so pls can u see d ingredients n let me kno whtr its safe 2 consume it or not"
Doctor's reply:
Please DO NOT consume gnexin, or any other medicine or undergo surgery.



You must be a teenager, who is feeling extremely embarrassed and disturbed having noticed that your chest does not look like that of other boys. Your chest near the breast region is soft and prominent and you are scared that you will look like girl. You are so conscious of this enlargement that you do not dare to change clothes in front of others. You are overwhelmingly ashamed. Others will laugh at you or tease you if they see is a worry that is associated with the continuous worry that you look like female and are not masculine.

Just as two human faces are not alike the chest area of different boys appears different in teenage.

Why do I have chest where breast area appears swollen like a girl's? Other boys do not have it.
(Common) Causes of Gynecomastia
The most common cause of apparent enlargement of of the breast tissue is the hormonal change that happens in puberty. It is important to remember that all men/boys do not have chest full of hair. Male actors like Govinda, Salman Khan, have sparse hair on chest.

Physiological gnyecomastia occurs due to increased levels of Estrogens and decreased level of testosterone. Physiologic Gynecomastia can occur in new born babies, adolescent boys and aged men.

Usually the fat accumulation causes raised nipple, areoloa (dark skin just around the nipple), but does not cause enlargement of entire breast.

Pathological gynecomastia is due to several reasons, one of them being intake of certain medicines.

How to know if Testosterone level in blood is normal?

A simple and sure test.
If a boy masturbates than he can be sure that the levels of testosterone are normal.

Pathological gynecomastia is due to various reasons, one of them being medicines.


The natural variation among boys during upsurge of hormones in adolescents can cause lot of secret worry and fear. If your doubt weighs heavily on you, you must visit family physician. Whether
you have gynecomastia, or you are just bugged by false belief that you have gnyecomastia can be clarified by objective assessment by family physician. The doctor may advice investigations either to rule out pathological gnynecomatia or to provide you with confirmation that you do not have gynecomastia.

Physiological Gynecomastia is seen in newborn, teenagers and the aged.