This is a truly BEAUTIFUL piece.

Please read this at a slow pace,
digesting every word and in leisure ... do not hurry ....this is a

For those lucky to still be blessed with your Mom, this is beautiful.
For those of us who aren't, this is even more beautiful. For those who
are moms, you'll love this.
The young mother set her foot on the path of life. 'Is this the long
way?' she asked.
And the guide said:
'Yes, and the way is hard and you will be old before you reach the end of it. But the end will be better than the beginning.'

But the young mother was happy, and she would not believe that anything
could be better than these years.

So she played with her children, and gathered flowers for them along
the way, and bathed them in the clear streams; and the sun shone on them
and the young Mother cried, 'Nothing will ever be lovelier than this.'

Then the night came, and the storm, and the path was dark, and the
children shook with fear and cold, and the mother drew them close and
covered them with her mantle, and the children said, 'Mother, we are not
for you are near, and no harm can come.'

And the morning came, and there was a hill ahead, and the children
climbed and grew weary, and the mother was weary. But at all times she
said to the children,' A little patience and we are there.' So the
children climbed, and when they reached the top they said, 'Mother, we
would not have done it without you.

And the mother, when she lay down at night looked up at the stars and
said, 'This is a better day than the last, for my children have learned
fortitude in the face of hardness. Yesterday, I gave them courage.
Today, I've given them strength'.


And the next day came strange clouds which darkened the earth, clouds of
war and hate and evil, and the children groped and stumbled, and the
mother said: 'Look up. Lift your eyes to the light'. And the children
looked and saw above the clouds an everlasting glory, and it guided them
beyond the darkness. And that night the Mother said, 'This is the best day of all, for I have shown my children God.'

And the days went on, and the weeks and the months and the years, and
the mother grew old and she was little and bent. But her children were
tall and strong, and walked with courage. And when the way was rough,
they lifted her, for she was as light as a feather; and at last they
came to a hill, and beyond they could see a shining road and golden
gates flung wide. And mother said, 'I have reached the end of my
journey. And now I know the end is better than the beginning, for my
children can walk alone, and their children after them.'

And the children said, 'You will always walk with us, Mother, even when you have gone through the gates.' And they stood and watched her as she went on alone, and the gates closed after her. And they said:
'We cannot see her but she is with us still. A Mother like ours is more than a memory. She is a living presence.......'

Your Mother is always with you.... She's the whisper of the leaves as
you walk down the street; she's the smell of bleach in your freshly
laundered socks; she's the cool hand on your brow when you're not well.
Your Mother lives inside your laughter. And she's crystallized in every
tear drop.

She's the place you came from, your first home; and she's the map you
follow with every step you take.

She's your first love and your first heartbreak, and nothing on earth
can separate you.

Not time, not space... not even death!

Specially contributed by Manisha with a message:

PASS THIS ON TO ALL THE MOTHERS & CHILDREN YOU KNOW. MAY WE NEVER TAKE OUR MOTHERS FOR GRANTED! Pass it on to the men too because they have mothers too...!


Indian has
2.5 million homosexuals, of which
15% have HIV
10,000 are at high risk for HIV --> STD source: NACO
75 million men in Asia visit sex workers,
10 million women sell sex to these men.
HIV epidemic in Asia is mainly driven by men who go for paid sex. source: Recent report by the world's first independent commission on AIDS in Asia-Pacific

Legalise homosexuality MSM:
Union Health Minister
Mr. Ramadoss says at the
9 Aug 2008, 0011 hrs IST, Kounteya Sinha,TNN

The gay community in India, fighting for social and legal acceptance, has found a friend in no less a person than Union health minister A Ramadoss, who assured them of all help in legalising homosexuality in the country.

Addressing a 250-strong India session at the International AIDS Conference here on Thursday, he strongly campaigned for the changing the law which makes homosexuality illegal. "Section 377 of IPC, which criminalizes men who have sex with men, must go," he said, at the risk of inviting a political reaction back home.

Under the IPC, sex between two men is considered "against the order of nature". Ramadoss's comments came a day after TOI reported how men who have sex with men (MSM) were posing to be India's greatest challenge in its fight against AIDS.

National Aids Control Organization(NACO) estimates that India is home to 2.5 million MSMs of which 100,000 are at high risk of contracting HIV due to multi-partner and commercial sexual practices. Already, 15% of this community have got infected with the deadly disease.

Ramadoss said, "MSMs are our major concern. We have to contain the epidemic within this community. The number of targeted interventions specially for this community is being scaled up tremendously." The minister also called for a relook into the impending Bill to amend the Immoral Trafficking (Prevention) Act.

The Bill was moved in Parliament in 2006 by the ministry of women and child development headed by Renuka Chowdhury.

Chowdhury's Bill also drew criticism at the India session from UNAIDS chief Peter Piot, who said, "The Bill has raised concerns that it would push prostitution underground."

According to a recent report by the world's first independent commission on AIDS in Asia-Pacific, the HIV epidemic in Asia is mainly driven by men who go for paid sex. While 75 million men in Asia visit sex workers, 10 million women sell sex to these men.
Legalise homosexuality: Ramadoss-India-The Times of India



10. Lately, she sits at the computer naked.

9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.

8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.

7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.

6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.

5. Every day, Bill Gates sends 10 million dollars worth of flowers.

4. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.

3. During sex she screams "A COLON BACKSLASH ENTER INSERT!!!!"

2. The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's ass.

1. Lipstick on the mouse

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10. You can usually find someone to do it with.

9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.

8. You can finish early with-out feelings of guilt or shame.

7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.

6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.

5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."

4. You can do it, eat and watch TV all at the same time.

3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.

2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.

1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help!

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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.

After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?

Scroll down for the answer

The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.

Men keep'a scrollin'...

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.

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The immortal melodies from hindi cinema bring romantic touching mood.
The lyrics of some songs are perennial source of wisdom and philosopy.

This is a priceless, unacknowledged, contribution of the Hindi Movies, old and new.

Whether you are working in the kitchen, resting at night or studying the hindi movie songs transport you to an exhuberant climate. Any Asian Indian is bound to experience deprivation if s/he does not get to hear favourite songs, and is bound to feel at home when listening to these songs. This being the magic of hindi movie songs, I am posting just one lyric that I am listening right now as I work.

Hindi songs, full of love, philosophy and melody are embeded in the Indian peoples pschye as they have been listening as children, adolescents, adults. They can transport you in time.

Hindi songs are
Mood elevators, Tranquilizers without the pill.
Counselors without the bill.
Hindi songs have de ja vu feel.
One feels at home, back to country. What a
nostalgic euporia?

The above atributes immediately came to my mind.
Below is lyric from the Movie Kajal. It is intoxicatingly sensuous love song without a tinge of vulgar.

choo laney do nazuk hoonton ko kuch aur nahi hay jaam hay yeh qudrat nay jo hum ko bakhsha
hay wo sab se haseen inaam hay yeh choo laney do nazuk honton ko.. sharma kay na youhi kho dena
rangeen jawani ki ghariyan
(2) betaab dharaktey seenoo ka armaan bhara peghaam hay yeh choo laney
do nazuk honton ko acchon ko bura sabit karna duniya ki purani aadat hay (2) iss may ko mubarak
cheez samajh mana kay bohat badnaam hay yeh choo laney do nazuk hoonton ko kuch aur nahi hay
jaam hay yeh qudrat nay jo hum ko bakhsha hay wo sab se haseen inaam hay yeh choo laney do nazuk
honton ko..

More KAJAL Lyrics:

1. Tora man darpan kahalaaye
2. Kabira Nirbhay Raam Jap
3. Aapke Bheege Hue Jism Se
4. Samjhi Thi Ke Ye Ghar
5. Chhoo Lene Do Nazuk
6. Cham Cham Ghungaroo Bole
7. Zara Si Aur Pila Do

Chhoo Lene Do Nazuk lyrics, Lyrics of Chhoo Lene Do Nazuk, Chhoo Lene Do Nazuk song. - HindiLyrics.SmasHits.com


Four Wives

There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best.

He also loved the 3rd wife very much. He's very proud of her and always wanted to show off her to his friends. However, the merchant is always in great fear that she might run away with some other men.

He too, loved his 2nd wife. She is a very considerate person, always patient and in fact is the merchant's confidante. Whenever the merchant faced some problems, he always turned to his 2nd wife and she would always help him out and tide him through difficult times.

Now, the merchant's 1st wife is a very loyal partner and has made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and business as well as taking care of the household. However, the merchant did not love the first wife and although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her.

One day, the merchant fell ill. Before long, he knew that he was going to die soon. He thought of his luxurious life and told himself, "Now I have 4 wives with me. But when I die, I'll be alone. How lonely I'll be!"

Thus, he asked the 4th wife, "I loved you most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No way!" replied the 4th wife and she walked away without another word.

The answer cut like a sharp knife right into the merchant's heart. The sad merchant then asked the 3rd wife, "I have loved you so much for all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No!" replied the 3rd wife. "Life is so good over here! I'm going to remarry when you die!" The merchant's heart sank and turned cold.

He then asked the 2nd wife, "I always turned to you for help and you've always helped me out. Now I need your help again. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?" "I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!" replied the 2nd wife. "At the very most, I can only send you to your grave." The answer came like a bolt of thunder and the merchant was devastated.

Then a voice called out : "I'll leave with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go." The merchant looked up and there was his first wife. She was so skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition. Greatly grieved, the merchant said, "I should have taken much better care of you while I could have !"

Moral :

Actually, we all have 4 wives in our lives

a. The 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die.

b. Our 3rd wife ? Our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, they all go to others.

c. The 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how close they had been there for us when we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.

d. The 1st wife is in fact our soul, often neglected in our pursuit of material, wealth and sensual pleasure.

Guess what? It is actually the only thing that follows us wherever we go. Perhaps it's a good idea to cultivate and strengthen it now rather than to wait until we're on our deathbed to lament.

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Chill pill. Cool. Take life easy.
An argument with my husband tends to make me want to clean something...
With his toothbrush.

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything,
the young know everything.

When one is at home . . . he dreams of adventure.When one is on an adventure . . . he dreams of home.

Surely, the finest teachers of creativity, persistence,
and unconditional love, are children.

My friend, single handedly, tries to save the economy
every time she goes shopping.

It's not the extreme right or left that will take us
to hell in a hand basket. It's the vast, indifferent middle.

During these colder months it's important to conserve energy.
I try and do my part by laying on the sofawatching TV all day.

Women are like toilets.
Either: Vacant, Engaged or full of crap.

My husband goes to a female dentist just for the novelty
of hearing a woman tell him to open his mouth.

I do not diet because along with loss of body weight, Scientists report, there is loss of brain cells. It's a case of think or slim!

The reason why children are so happy is now obvious to me:
they don't have any children of their own to worry about.

Politics is
the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich.

If all our religious, national holidays were observed India would work only for 5 months a year.

I explained the facts of life to my teenagers tonight.
My insulin keeps me alive; smoke n booze keeps them alive.
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