vagina-cleaning

QUESTION
i need your help. plz tell me what can i do. my daughter by mistake insert a banana in her vagina and the banana broke inside the vagina.n what can i do.tell me as early as possible
REPLY -
VAGINAL DOUCHING

VAGINAL DOUCHING
1. First thing is not to panic
2. You need to take your daughter to Gynecologist.
3. Just a finger inside the vagina (the place from where periods come)
can do the cleaning. Wash with water. Soap/Cream/Gel is not to be used.
4. Even if you do nothing it will come out during periods.
5. Please let me know if you have any additional questions or issues.
Best regards,
Dr. Ashok Koparday MBBS FCSEPI
Consultant PsychoSexual Medicine
Medical Director
Samadhan India
Center for Therapy, Education, Research in
Sex, Marriage, Relationships

Ex. Teaching Faculty
Seth G. S. Medical College and K. E. M. Hospital and
Grant Medical College and Sir J. J. Group of Hospitals
University of Mumbai, India

Member: Indian Medical Association [1]
Accreditation:Maharashtra Medical Council Registration
Member: Family Planning Association of India [2]

Fellow: Council of Sex Education and Parenthood [International]

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increased size of breast in boys

Your Question
Doctor's Reply
"Hello,
I am suffering from gynaecomastia.Its just that my chest is not well toned.Online thre is a medicine named gynexin wich helps reduce chest fat.I dnt want 2 undergo xpensive surgery ,so pls can u see d ingredients n let me kno whtr its safe 2 consume it or not"
Doctor's reply:
Please DO NOT consume gnexin, or any other medicine or undergo surgery.



You must be a teenager, who is feeling extremely embarrassed and disturbed having noticed that your chest does not look like that of other boys. Your chest near the breast region is soft and prominent and you are scared that you will look like girl. You are so conscious of this enlargement that you do not dare to change clothes in front of others. You are overwhelmingly ashamed. Others will laugh at you or tease you if they see is a worry that is associated with the continuous worry that you look like female and are not masculine.

Just as two human faces are not alike the chest area of different boys appears different in teenage.

Why do I have chest where breast area appears swollen like a girl's? Other boys do not have it.
(Common) Causes of Gynecomastia
The most common cause of apparent enlargement of of the breast tissue is the hormonal change that happens in puberty. It is important to remember that all men/boys do not have chest full of hair. Male actors like Govinda, Salman Khan, have sparse hair on chest.

Physiological gnyecomastia occurs due to increased levels of Estrogens and decreased level of testosterone. Physiologic Gynecomastia can occur in new born babies, adolescent boys and aged men.

Usually the fat accumulation causes raised nipple, areoloa (dark skin just around the nipple), but does not cause enlargement of entire breast.

Pathological gynecomastia is due to several reasons, one of them being intake of certain medicines.

How to know if Testosterone level in blood is normal?

A simple and sure test.
If a boy masturbates than he can be sure that the levels of testosterone are normal.

Pathological gynecomastia is due to various reasons, one of them being medicines.


The natural variation among boys during upsurge of hormones in adolescents can cause lot of secret worry and fear. If your doubt weighs heavily on you, you must visit family physician. Whether
you have gynecomastia, or you are just bugged by false belief that you have gnyecomastia can be clarified by objective assessment by family physician. The doctor may advice investigations either to rule out pathological gnynecomatia or to provide you with confirmation that you do not have gynecomastia.

Physiological Gynecomastia is seen in newborn, teenagers and the aged.

why-to-cry-study-on-tears

Why not hold back tears?
specially contributed by Sangita.



The Crying Effect Test..!

There was a study done where a control group of 100 people were divided into two.
50 people watched a very funny, tears-of laughter type movie.
50, watched a very sad and tears of compassion type movie.
At the end of the sessions researchers collected the "Happy Tears" and " The Sad
Tears" with eye droppers.

They found that "Happy Tears" are made up of brine... salt water and not a great deal else
However the "Sad Tears" were found to contain the very same chemicals and enzymes that are found in tumors, ulcers and other such lumps and bumps and sicknesses through out the body.

This test concluded that the body, when crying in sadness etc is literally flushing out
all of the toxic-chemicals that accumulate and are a part of the sadness /heartache experience.

Therefore if one holds back those tears, those toxic-waters will find somewhere else
to deposit themselves... and prolonged lack-of-crying-release will guarantee that the body will accumulate a huge amount of internal pollution and toxicity that should have been released through the tears....... is it any wonder that the eyes sting so much when we hold back our tears?
see the image here

disease-sex-contraception

You wrote:

hi.
i am an 19 year old girl.
i have crohns disease so often suffer from bad diarrhea.
iv been told that this means contraception such as the pill and the morning after pill could fail to work on me.
Is this true?
if it is, could you reccomend other forms of contraception as i do not feel safe just using a condom.
Also, i read recently that ibs and crohns also can cause uncomfortbale sex and pain.
i reguarly have bad discomfort and pain during and after sex.
Could you suggest any thing that could help me?
thanks a million.

Even if you have Crohns Syndrome contraceptive measures do work and sex is a pleasure. If it

pains!

No pains only gain
Pain during sex is dyspareunia.
It is not related to Crohns Disease/inflammatory bowel disease pathology.
Colitis, inflammation of the intestine results in abdominal cramping and recurring diarrhea. If you are in pain and suffering with this on those days, you may not be sexually aroused enough. This diminished sexual arousal causes decreased lubrication in the vagina and leads to pain.

Sex, has nothing to do with pain.
Sex done correctly, means shamelessly, invigorates the body. Endorphins are released along with smooth and skeletal muscle relaxation. The neuro-endocrine-immune system are not separate, but are linked closely.

Not because of coercion from the partner, but willingly when aroused you 'enjoy' sex you may find Crohns disease becoming less frequent, less irritating.

Contraceptives and Crohns Disease
Contraceptives, including emergency contraceptive pills, are effective.

Please let me know if you have any additional questions or issues.
Best regards,
Dr. Ashok Koparday MBBS FCSEPI

Consultant PsychoSexual Medicine

Medical Director
Samadhan India
Center for Therapy, Education, Research in
Sex, Marriage, Relationships

Ex. Teaching Faculty
Seth G. S. Medical College and K. E. M. Hospital and
Grant Medical College and Sir J. J. Group of Hospitals
University of Mumbai, India

Member: Indian Medical Association
Accreditation:Maharashtra Medical Council Registration
Member: Family Planning Association of India

Fellow: Council of Sex Education and Parenthood [International]

URL http://mydoctortells.com _ _ _sexual health matters

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father-son-love-suicide

Anger and Love have no limits. Choose Love. Have Beautiful Life.

While a man was washing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked stone & scratched lines on the side of the car.

In anger, the man took the child's hand & hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench.

At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father....
with painful eyes he asked 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?'

Man was so hurt and speechless. He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times.
Devastated by his own actions..... . sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches, child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.
The next day that man committed suicide. . .

Anger and Love have no limits, Choose the later to have a beautiful lovely life ....
Things are to be used and people are to be loved,
But the problem in today's world is that
People are used and things are loved.......

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reply-to-your-questions

Question
I was a virgin before I had sex

Sex is not painful. It is enjoyable. Always.
Dr. Ashok Koparday

Your question:

"I was a virgin before I had sex with my boyfriend. The first time we did it I was not enjoying it at all, because it hurt a lot at first then I didn't even feel anything when he was in me. I figured that was because it was my first time. The second time we had sex its hurt just going in and again I couldn't feel him. He was really big and he was going really fast. I want to know why I wasn't enjoying it. Is there something wrong with me. "

REPLY
"_ _ _The first time_ _ _ it hurt a lot at first_ _ _

The second time_ __it hurt just going in_ _ _"


You are beginning with a new experience, which you believe hurts initially. Soon all the hurt will subside and your mind will be able to experience the joy.

MORE FOR YOU
Do you know that sex has nothing to do with 'pain' or 'hurt'?

Then why does it pain?
It pains because we have heard or read,

"First time it pains, sometimes there may be bleeding also. Then gradually it becomes okay". THIS IS NOT TRUE. If you believe it, as most people wrongly believe, then you do get pain.

Here the Mechanism is Explained:
When we believe it is going to pain there is fear of pain (naturally) and the vaginal opening (subconsciously) contracts (vaginismus) at the time of entry of penis. This causes pain or even bleeding.
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How will the pain go? When will I begin to enjoy?
Once you are accustomed and realize that it pains no more, your fear of pain is gone, then mind is free to enjoy.
It is awesome seeing a slick Mercedes Benz car moving by. What a fun?
When you have one, and begin to drive do you think initially it will be fun?
You need to know where to put the key, how to change gears and so on. Some one experienced has to teach you. You got to get accustomed and when you know, zoom you go. All fun.

Correct knowledge from experienced person is important.

BASIC KNOWLEDGE IS VERY MUCH NECESSARY TO ALL BOYS AND GIRLS BEFORE MARRIAGE.

Don't you understand that human beings have to learn almost everything?
Without learning you cannot play sports, tennis, chess and so on.
You have to study in school or college. You work in office because you have knowledge.
AMAZING BUT TRUE
Only human beings need to learn, animals do not need to learn. Human beings go to school, animals do not go to school or tuition. Human beings have to learn every thing like: sports, playing guitar or tabla, elocution and drama. Even wearing a saree has to be taught. Animals do not go to drawing classes or go for learning classical music or dance. Is it not?
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Please let me know if you have any additional questions or issues.
Best regards,
Dr. Ashok Koparday MBBS FCSEPI

why-i-love-my-mom

This is a truly BEAUTIFUL piece.


Please read this at a slow pace,
digesting every word and in leisure ... do not hurry ....this is a
treasure...!

For those lucky to still be blessed with your Mom, this is beautiful.
For those of us who aren't, this is even more beautiful. For those who
are moms, you'll love this.

MY MOTHER

The young mother set her foot on the path of life. 'Is this the long
way?' she asked.
And the guide said:

'Yes, and the way is hard and you will be old before you reach the end of it. But the end will be better than the beginning.'

But the young mother was happy, and she would not believe that anything
could be better than these years.

So she played with her children, and gathered flowers for them along
the way, and bathed them in the clear streams; and the sun shone on them
and the young Mother cried, 'Nothing will ever be lovelier than this.'
________________0_______________

Then the night came, and the storm, and the path was dark, and the
children shook with fear and cold, and the mother drew them close and
covered them with her mantle, and the children said, 'Mother, we are not
afraid, for you are near, and no harm can come.'

And the morning came, and there was a hill ahead, and the children
climbed and grew weary, and the mother was weary. But at all times she
said to the children,' A little patience and we are there.' So the
children climbed, and when they reached the top they said, 'Mother, we
would not have done it without you.'

And the mother, when she lay down at night looked up at the stars and
said, 'This is a better day than the last, for my children have learned
fortitude in the face of hardness. Yesterday, I gave them courage.
Today, I've given them strength'.

____________00_________

And the next day came strange clouds which darkened the earth, clouds of
war and hate and evil, and the children groped and stumbled, and the
mother said: 'Look up. Lift your eyes to the light'. And the children
looked and saw above the clouds an everlasting glory, and it guided them
beyond the darkness. And that night the Mother said, 'This is the best day of all, for I have shown my children God.'

And the days went on, and the weeks and the months and the years, and
the mother grew old and she was little and bent. But her children were
tall and strong, and walked with courage. And when the way was rough,
they lifted her, for she was as light as a feather; and at last they
came to a hill, and beyond they could see a shining road and golden
gates flung wide. And mother said, 'I have reached the end of my
journey. And now I know the end is better than the beginning, for my

children can walk alone, and their children after them.'

And the children said, 'You will always walk with us, Mother, even when you have gone through the gates.' And they stood and watched her as she went on alone, and the gates closed after her. And they said:

'We cannot see her but she is with us still. A Mother like ours is more than a memory. She is a living presence.......'

Your Mother is always with you.... She's the whisper of the leaves as
you walk down the street; she's the smell of bleach in your freshly
laundered socks; she's the cool hand on your brow when you're not well.
Your Mother lives inside your laughter. And she's crystallized in every
tear drop.

She's the place you came from, your first home; and she's the map you
follow with every step you take.

She's your first love and your first heartbreak, and nothing on earth
can separate you.

Not time, not space... not even death!


Specially contributed by Manisha with a message:

PASS THIS ON TO ALL THE MOTHERS & CHILDREN YOU KNOW. MAY WE NEVER TAKE OUR MOTHERS FOR GRANTED! Pass it on to the men too because they have mothers too...!

international-aids-conference-homosexuality

Indian has
2.5 million homosexuals, of which
15% have HIV
10,000 are at high risk for HIV --> STD source: NACO
75 million men in Asia visit sex workers,
10 million women sell sex to these men.
HIV epidemic in Asia is mainly driven by men who go for paid sex. source: Recent report by the world's first independent commission on AIDS in Asia-Pacific



Legalise homosexuality MSM:
Union Health Minister
Mr. Ramadoss says at the
INTERNATIONAL AIDS CONFERENCE August 7, 2008 Thursday
9 Aug 2008, 0011 hrs IST, Kounteya Sinha,TNN

MEXICO CITY:
The gay community in India, fighting for social and legal acceptance, has found a friend in no less a person than Union health minister A Ramadoss, who assured them of all help in legalising homosexuality in the country.

Addressing a 250-strong India session at the International AIDS Conference here on Thursday, he strongly campaigned for the changing the law which makes homosexuality illegal. "Section 377 of IPC, which criminalizes men who have sex with men, must go," he said, at the risk of inviting a political reaction back home.

Under the IPC, sex between two men is considered "against the order of nature". Ramadoss's comments came a day after TOI reported how men who have sex with men (MSM) were posing to be India's greatest challenge in its fight against AIDS.

National Aids Control Organization(NACO) estimates that India is home to 2.5 million MSMs of which 100,000 are at high risk of contracting HIV due to multi-partner and commercial sexual practices. Already, 15% of this community have got infected with the deadly disease.

Ramadoss said, "MSMs are our major concern. We have to contain the epidemic within this community. The number of targeted interventions specially for this community is being scaled up tremendously." The minister also called for a relook into the impending Bill to amend the Immoral Trafficking (Prevention) Act.

The Bill was moved in Parliament in 2006 by the ministry of women and child development headed by Renuka Chowdhury.

Chowdhury's Bill also drew criticism at the India session from UNAIDS chief Peter Piot, who said, "The Bill has raised concerns that it would push prostitution underground."

According to a recent report by the world's first independent commission on AIDS in Asia-Pacific, the HIV epidemic in Asia is mainly driven by men who go for paid sex. While 75 million men in Asia visit sex workers, 10 million women sell sex to these men.
Legalise homosexuality: Ramadoss-India-The Times of India

cyberaffair-humor

TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR WOMAN IS HAVING AFFAIR ON LINE

10. Lately, she sits at the computer naked.

9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.

8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.

7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.

6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.

5. Every day, Bill Gates sends 10 million dollars worth of flowers.

4. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.

3. During sex she screams "A COLON BACKSLASH ENTER INSERT!!!!"

2. The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's ass.

1. Lipstick on the mouse

source:
Lots of Jokes - Top Ten Lists II.
Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair...

study-is-better-than-sex

TOP 10 REASONS WHY STUDY IS BETTER THAN SEX



WHY STUDY IS BETTER THAN SEX?

10. You can usually find someone to do it with.

9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.

8. You can finish early with-out feelings of guilt or shame.

7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.

6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.

5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."

4. You can do it, eat and watch TV all at the same time.

3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.

2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.

1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help!

source
Lots of Jokes
Lots of Jokes - Top Ten Lists II

perfect-couple-humor

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.

After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?

Scroll down for the answer...











The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.

Men keep'a scrollin'...











So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.

Thanks to
Hilarious Perfect Couple Jokes, Funny Perfect Couple Jokes, Cool Perfect Couple Joke

hindi-songs

MAGIC OF HINDI MOVIE SONGS

The immortal melodies from hindi cinema bring romantic touching mood.
The lyrics of some songs are perennial source of wisdom and philosopy.

This is a priceless, unacknowledged, contribution of the Hindi Movies, old and new.

Whether you are working in the kitchen, resting at night or studying the hindi movie songs transport you to an exhuberant climate. Any Asian Indian is bound to experience deprivation if s/he does not get to hear favourite songs, and is bound to feel at home when listening to these songs. This being the magic of hindi movie songs, I am posting just one lyric that I am listening right now as I work.

Hindi songs, full of love, philosophy and melody are embeded in the Indian peoples pschye as they have been listening as children, adolescents, adults. They can transport you in time.

Hindi songs are
Mood elevators, Tranquilizers without the pill.
Counselors without the bill.
Hindi songs have de ja vu feel.
One feels at home, back to country. What a
nostalgic euporia?

The above atributes immediately came to my mind.
Below is lyric from the Movie Kajal. It is intoxicatingly sensuous love song without a tinge of vulgar.

Lyric:
choo laney do nazuk hoonton ko kuch aur nahi hay jaam hay yeh qudrat nay jo hum ko bakhsha
hay wo sab se haseen inaam hay yeh choo laney do nazuk honton ko.. sharma kay na youhi kho dena
rangeen jawani ki ghariyan
(2) betaab dharaktey seenoo ka armaan bhara peghaam hay yeh choo laney
do nazuk honton ko acchon ko bura sabit karna duniya ki purani aadat hay (2) iss may ko mubarak
cheez samajh mana kay bohat badnaam hay yeh choo laney do nazuk hoonton ko kuch aur nahi hay
jaam hay yeh qudrat nay jo hum ko bakhsha hay wo sab se haseen inaam hay yeh choo laney do nazuk
honton ko..


More KAJAL Lyrics:

1. Tora man darpan kahalaaye
2. Kabira Nirbhay Raam Jap
3. Aapke Bheege Hue Jism Se
4. Samjhi Thi Ke Ye Ghar
5. Chhoo Lene Do Nazuk
6. Cham Cham Ghungaroo Bole
7. Zara Si Aur Pila Do

Chhoo Lene Do Nazuk lyrics, Lyrics of Chhoo Lene Do Nazuk, Chhoo Lene Do Nazuk song. - HindiLyrics.SmasHits.com

four-wives

Four Wives

There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best.

He also loved the 3rd wife very much. He's very proud of her and always wanted to show off her to his friends. However, the merchant is always in great fear that she might run away with some other men.

He too, loved his 2nd wife. She is a very considerate person, always patient and in fact is the merchant's confidante. Whenever the merchant faced some problems, he always turned to his 2nd wife and she would always help him out and tide him through difficult times.

Now, the merchant's 1st wife is a very loyal partner and has made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and business as well as taking care of the household. However, the merchant did not love the first wife and although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her.

One day, the merchant fell ill. Before long, he knew that he was going to die soon. He thought of his luxurious life and told himself, "Now I have 4 wives with me. But when I die, I'll be alone. How lonely I'll be!"

Thus, he asked the 4th wife, "I loved you most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No way!" replied the 4th wife and she walked away without another word.

The answer cut like a sharp knife right into the merchant's heart. The sad merchant then asked the 3rd wife, "I have loved you so much for all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No!" replied the 3rd wife. "Life is so good over here! I'm going to remarry when you die!" The merchant's heart sank and turned cold.

He then asked the 2nd wife, "I always turned to you for help and you've always helped me out. Now I need your help again. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?" "I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!" replied the 2nd wife. "At the very most, I can only send you to your grave." The answer came like a bolt of thunder and the merchant was devastated.

Then a voice called out : "I'll leave with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go." The merchant looked up and there was his first wife. She was so skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition. Greatly grieved, the merchant said, "I should have taken much better care of you while I could have !"

Moral :

Actually, we all have 4 wives in our lives

a. The 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die.

b. Our 3rd wife ? Our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, they all go to others.

c. The 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how close they had been there for us when we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.

d. The 1st wife is in fact our soul, often neglected in our pursuit of material, wealth and sensual pleasure.

Guess what? It is actually the only thing that follows us wherever we go. Perhaps it's a good idea to cultivate and strengthen it now rather than to wait until we're on our deathbed to lament.


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man-woman-humor

Chill pill. Cool. Take life easy.

An argument with my husband tends to make me want to clean something...
With his toothbrush.

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything,
the young know everything.

When one is at home . . . he dreams of adventure.When one is on an adventure . . . he dreams of home.

Surely, the finest teachers of creativity, persistence,
and unconditional love, are children.

My friend, single handedly, tries to save the economy
every time she goes shopping.

It's not the extreme right or left that will take us
to hell in a hand basket. It's the vast, indifferent middle.

During these colder months it's important to conserve energy.
I try and do my part by laying on the sofawatching TV all day.

Women are like toilets.
Either: Vacant, Engaged or full of crap.

My husband goes to a female dentist just for the novelty
of hearing a woman tell him to open his mouth.

I do not diet because along with loss of body weight, Scientists report, there is loss of brain cells. It's a case of think or slim!

The reason why children are so happy is now obvious to me:
they don't have any children of their own to worry about.

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich.

If all our religious, national holidays were observed India would work only for 5 months a year.

I explained the facts of life to my teenagers tonight.
My insulin keeps me alive; smoke n booze keeps them alive.

The wit above is not mine. I simply picked them. The source is
funny quips from lotsofjokes.com.
Dr. Ashok Koparday

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