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Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...
Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"

Good girls never go after another girl's man...
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.

Good girls wear white cotton panties...
Bad girls don't wear any.

Good girls wax their floors...
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls make chicken for dinner...
Bad girls make reservations.

Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
Bad girls know they could do better.

Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.

Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.

Good girls love Italian food...
Bad girls love Italian waiters.
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Anonymous said...

(contributed from US)
Gambling Blonde

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll Of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier When I play topless."

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and Yelled, "Come on, baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down....and
Squealed..."YES!? YES!? I WON!? I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her Winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.? Finally, one Of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were Watching."

Moral -

Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men.....are men.

Anonymous said...

i want to know more about this.

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Unknown said...

i want to know about premature ejaculation that what causes it and medicines for it.i also want to know about semen because i and many of my freinds who are not yet married,when we are sexually aroused it comes out frequently and as we try to wash it and rub it dos'nt stops.please kindly tell me the medicine for both the problem's that i have mentioned above.

Unknown said...

Hi Shaikh,
PROBLEM 1
Premature Ejaculation' is one of the commonest problems that people complain about.

Advertisements about 'Shigrapatan' makes a person suspicious that he may be having this problem and he runs to QUACKS whom he considers to be Sexologist.

Who is a QUACK?
vaidus, hakims, any sexologist who advertise on public toilets and all over railway stations are bogus doctors. They are quacks.

He hears from friends who brag about 'how long they do sex', 'how many times they can do sex successively'. A person gets fooled by such talk and comes to believe that they have 'shigrapatan = Premature Ejaculation'.

Blue films also reinforce this false belief.

The root cause of the problem is lack of CORRECT SEXUAL HEALTH EDUCATION FROM CORRECT PERSON AT CORRECT TIME.
The unmarried is scared (premarital anxiety) and feels it is better to solve the assumed problem it before marriage and keeps postponing his marriage, quietly suffering within about a problem, which he may not have. It is only his assumption as Premature Ejaculation is not yet proven or diagnosed by qualified Sex Therapist.

Specially for you and millions who have this query I am sending the links that hopefully resolve your issue.
[A]
http://mysexdoctor.blogspot.com/2008/06/do-i-have-premature-ejaculation.html
[B]
(-1-) http://mysexdoctor.blogspot.com/007/11/premature-ejaculation.html
(-2-)
http://mysexdoctor.blogspot.com/2008/02/premature-ejaculation-2
(-3-) http://mysexdoctor.blogspot.com/2008/02/premature-ejaculation-3.html

[C]
http://mysexdoctor.blogspot.com/2007/09/honeymoon.html

PROBLEM 2
The liquid that oozes out on sexual arousal, as for example while watching a porn film, is not semen. Consider it as lubricating fluid secreted because brain gets signal that this person is getting ready for sexual intercourse. FRICTION is involved in sexual intercourse, hence the lubricating fluid (precum). It is a good sign indicating that you have high sex arousal. It is something like saliva being secreted when hungry person sees food.

NO MEDICINES ARE REQUIRED OTHER THAN CORRECT SCIENTIFIC INFORMATION.

Please feel free to ask if you have any questions.

Be Great,
Dr. Ashok Koparday

luky said...

dear dr. i am 35 year old .unmarred. i have too problem. jab mai kisi se sex ki baat kar raha hota hoon to mai poore josh me aajata hoon. aur agar us time mere penis ko choo le to mai discharg ho jata hoon. please mujhe koi aisi dawa batain ke mai poori tarhan fit ho jaun.
my mail id (boldboy@ymail.com)thanks

Anonymous said...

Hi.
I had sex with my boyfriend and he was wearing condom but when he pulled out after,we saw white liquid on the base of his condom. Could that be a condom's leak or could the liquid be from me?can women ejaculate too?

Anonymous said...

sir
do ui do conseling online
i have sex problem that i want to tell privately

Anonymous said...

hi Dr. i am Ahmed from bangladesh. I'm not married, but i have a girlfriend who is very attractive. we had tried many times to have sex. but at that moment my panis goes soft. can you please advide?

Anonymous said...

when my sperm comes out it is thick

bapu said...

what is the after effect of uterus removal

bapu said...

is there any problem for sexual relation after uterus removal.

Unknown said...

Bapu,
There are no problems for sex after uterus removal.

This is specially for you so that you get proper medical information on this topic. Click on this link.
http://mydoctortells.com/topic/women/women-sexual-concerns/removing-uterus-women/

If you have any more doubts please feel free to ask.

Regards,
Dr. Ashok Koparday

Unknown said...

Bapu,
There are no problems for sex after uterus removal.

This is specially for you so that you get proper medical information on this topic. Click on this link.
http://mydoctortells.com/topic/women/women-sexual-concerns/removing-uterus-women/

If you have any more doubts please feel free to ask.

Regards,
Dr. Ashok Koparday

mrmarshall2 said...

2 weeks ago i was drunk and had some sort of sexual contact with a girl i met. i cant remember exactly what happened but we did not have sex and if my penis touched her vagina it was very briefly. since then my helmet has been itchy and ihave some sort of white residue down the side of the inside of my penis which smells badly. what is going on?

Anonymous said...

how to get rid of phimosis

Anonymous said...

hi.
i am an 19 year old girl.
i have crohns disease so often suffer from bad diarrhea.
iv been told that this means contraception such as the pill and the morning after pill could fail to work on me.
Is this true?
if it is, could you reccomend other forms of contraception as i do not feel safe just using a condom.
Also, i read recently that ibs and crohns also can cause uncomfortbale sex and pain.
i reguarly have bad discomfort and pain during and after sex.
Could you suggest any thing that could help me?
thanks a million.

Anonymous said...

I AM IMPRESSED BY THE WEALTH OF INFORMATION I AM GETTING FROM MY MOBILE PHONE THANK YOU VERY MUCH
PAWAN

Anonymous said...

DR. ASHOK KOPARDAY

can all women squirt (ejaculate) Also how can i try to make my partner do this?

Anonymous said...

I was a virgin before I had sex with my boyfriend. The first time we did it I was not enjoying it at all, because it hurt a lot at first then I didn't even feel anything when he was in me. I figured that was because it was my first time. The second time we had sex its hurt just going in and again I couldn't feel him. He was really big and he was going really fast. I want to know why I wasn't enjoying it. Is there something wrong with me.

Anonymous said...

Hi..
Please advice..
i have night fall problem since last 10yrs due to which my health has gone.Even my penis doesnt look strong and sperm that is coming is very less and watery .
i have nt told this to any one , but while visting this site , it made me to write this,please help and advice . i wil thankful to you if you also provide your separate mail contact so that i write on detail..
Thanks

Anonymous said...

I am suffering from gynaecomastia.Its just that my chest is not well toned.Online thre is a medicine named gynexin wich helps reduce chest fat.I dnt want 2 undergo xpensive surgery ,so pls can u see d ingredients n let me kno whtr its safe 2 consume it or not

Anonymous said...

i need your help. plz tell me what can i do. my daughter by mistake insert a banana in her vagina and the banana broke inside the vagina.n what can i do.tell me as early as possiblehttp://mysexdoctor.blogspot.com

Unknown said...

For Crohn's Disease please see
disease-sex-contraception"


Please see this topic on Vaginal Douching.

For removal of (banana)object accidentally inserted and broken in vagina

Anonymous said...

Hi.

My name is Nono, i'm 22yrs.

I would really like to know ...
Is it ok for a woman to reach climax more than 10 times in a round while having sex???

I am so worried.
Please help.

(nkosin@executivemail.co.za)

Anonymous said...

i had sex with my gf but den it was not too long during my ejaculation.My question is how could I prolong my ejacultaion with her?If I need to have sexexercises how and what is it?

Anonymous said...

I've been married for all most 22 year.I use to alway go to him for sex.One day I said I had enought of this so it got to where he would have sex with me.I know he don't cheat he comes home eat sleep.He never make me feel like a woman sometimes I want to leave him but I don't I 'm getting old 47
What is wrong with this man.He just don't have know sex drive.He don't drink or smoke we go to churk live right Please Help I want to feel love and I need sex in my life I'm not deadyet He make me feel like I'm not pretty and also makes me feel like he don't care if I have a sex life.Other women would have done been gone.I cry this has hurt me so Please help thank you Mae

Anonymous said...

hi, i am 15 years old and had sex for the first time today. we used a condom correctly and my boyfriend pulled out before ejaulating aswell just to be safe.
do you think i should go on the pill aswell or is this safe enough? i have quite irregular periods too so i was thinking i could go on the pill for two reasons?
whats my best option?
thankyou

Anonymous said...

I am interested in sex.I am injucted to liquid in my panis atleast in one day .I am 25 year old i am not marride .Then thise is good or bad for my helath or my next marride life.plese give advise me

Anonymous said...

when a guy is erect does the skin of the penis have to be pulled back or can they pull it back before sexual contact...

Anonymous said...

i am a male and i recently had oral sex performed on me by a kinky woman who decided it would be pleasurable to swab my penis with her tongue ring now it itches really bad off and on could this possibly have given me a u.t.i.?

Anonymous said...

Hi, i am a 27 yrs male and have a problem that quit often i feel urine and not able to control it even for few minutes, when my penis is errected and if i take it in my hand tightly it is discharged there is a very strange feeling in the bottom portion of pennis like it feels like feeling urine .......... pls help me out

Anonymous said...

I am 31 year old, i have been masturbating since 15 years,days after days i am feeling weaker an weaker, i am very thin and ofter have low confidence on sex, i am eating food but that to it is not effecting to my health,i get weak errection and sometimes no errection, i tried number of medicines ayurvedic and allophatic but didnt seem to work, i and getting more and more depressed day by day, now i want to marry but my girlfriend also complaints that i dont appear to be manly and she does not get warm feeling from me , as a result our relation is at the breaking point, she loves me and even i love her, what should i do??? Please help me


mail id :- rohitak4u123@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

why is it that i can get my self off in a matter of minutes with no trouble, but can never get off during sex?

Unknown said...

Mae,
Please find reply to your query at
WHY HUSBAND DOES NOT HAVE SEX

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