An argument with my husband tends to make me want to clean something...
With his toothbrush.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything,.
the young know everything.
When one is at home . . . he dreams of adventure.When one is on an adventure . . . he dreams of home.
Surely, the finest teachers of creativity, persistence,
and unconditional love, are children.
My friend, single handedly, tries to save the economy
every time she goes shopping.
It's not the extreme right or left that will take us
to hell in a hand basket. It's the vast, indifferent middle.
During these colder months it's important to conserve energy.
I try and do my part by laying on the sofawatching TV all day.
Women are like toilets.
Either: Vacant, Engaged or full of crap.
My husband goes to a female dentist just for the novelty
of hearing a woman tell him to open his mouth.
I do not diet because along with loss of body weight, Scientists report, there is loss of brain cells. It's a case of think or slim!
The reason why children are so happy is now obvious to me:
they don't have any children of their own to worry about.
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich.
If all our religious, national holidays were observed India would work only for 5 months a year.
I explained the facts of life to my teenagers tonight.
My insulin keeps me alive; smoke n booze keeps them alive
The wit above is not mine. I simply picked them. The source is
funny quips from lotsofjokes.com.
Dr. Ashok Koparday
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