four-wives

Four Wives

There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best.

He also loved the 3rd wife very much. He's very proud of her and always wanted to show off her to his friends. However, the merchant is always in great fear that she might run away with some other men.

He too, loved his 2nd wife. She is a very considerate person, always patient and in fact is the merchant's confidante. Whenever the merchant faced some problems, he always turned to his 2nd wife and she would always help him out and tide him through difficult times.

Now, the merchant's 1st wife is a very loyal partner and has made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and business as well as taking care of the household. However, the merchant did not love the first wife and although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her.

One day, the merchant fell ill. Before long, he knew that he was going to die soon. He thought of his luxurious life and told himself, "Now I have 4 wives with me. But when I die, I'll be alone. How lonely I'll be!"

Thus, he asked the 4th wife, "I loved you most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No way!" replied the 4th wife and she walked away without another word.

The answer cut like a sharp knife right into the merchant's heart. The sad merchant then asked the 3rd wife, "I have loved you so much for all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No!" replied the 3rd wife. "Life is so good over here! I'm going to remarry when you die!" The merchant's heart sank and turned cold.

He then asked the 2nd wife, "I always turned to you for help and you've always helped me out. Now I need your help again. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?" "I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!" replied the 2nd wife. "At the very most, I can only send you to your grave." The answer came like a bolt of thunder and the merchant was devastated.

Then a voice called out : "I'll leave with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go." The merchant looked up and there was his first wife. She was so skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition. Greatly grieved, the merchant said, "I should have taken much better care of you while I could have !"

Moral :

Actually, we all have 4 wives in our lives

a. The 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die.

b. Our 3rd wife ? Our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, they all go to others.

c. The 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how close they had been there for us when we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.

d. The 1st wife is in fact our soul, often neglected in our pursuit of material, wealth and sensual pleasure.

Guess what? It is actually the only thing that follows us wherever we go. Perhaps it's a good idea to cultivate and strengthen it now rather than to wait until we're on our deathbed to lament.


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man-woman-humor

Chill pill. Cool. Take life easy.

An argument with my husband tends to make me want to clean something...
With his toothbrush.

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything,
the young know everything.

When one is at home . . . he dreams of adventure.When one is on an adventure . . . he dreams of home.

Surely, the finest teachers of creativity, persistence,
and unconditional love, are children.

My friend, single handedly, tries to save the economy
every time she goes shopping.

It's not the extreme right or left that will take us
to hell in a hand basket. It's the vast, indifferent middle.

During these colder months it's important to conserve energy.
I try and do my part by laying on the sofawatching TV all day.

Women are like toilets.
Either: Vacant, Engaged or full of crap.

My husband goes to a female dentist just for the novelty
of hearing a woman tell him to open his mouth.

I do not diet because along with loss of body weight, Scientists report, there is loss of brain cells. It's a case of think or slim!

The reason why children are so happy is now obvious to me:
they don't have any children of their own to worry about.

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich.

If all our religious, national holidays were observed India would work only for 5 months a year.

I explained the facts of life to my teenagers tonight.
My insulin keeps me alive; smoke n booze keeps them alive.

The wit above is not mine. I simply picked them. The source is
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Dr. Ashok Koparday

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before-marriage-after-marriage

Don't miss this joke.


Before marriage
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course! Over and over!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you hug me?

Boy: Every chance I get!

Girl: Will you beat me up?

Boy: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!

After marriage - - -

simply read the above conversation from bottom to top.

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for-sex-deprived-husband-humorous

Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.

But then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel like it.
I just want you to hold me."
The husband says " WHAT???"

The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.

So the next day the husband takes her
shopping at a big dept. store.
He walks around and had her try on
three very expensive outfits.
And then tells his wife, We 'll take all
three of them. Then goes over and gets
matching shoes worth $200 each. And
then goes to the jewelry Dept. and
gets a set of diamond earrings.
The wife is so excited (she thinks her
husband has flipped out, but she does not care).
She goes for the tennis braceoet.
The husband says "but you don't even
play tennis, but OK if you like it
then lets get it. 'The wife is
jumping up and down. So excited
she cannot even believe what is going
on. She says " I am ready to go,
lets go to the cash register. "
The husband says, " no -- no -- no, honey
we ' re not going to buy all this stuff."
The wife face goes blank.

"No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
Her face gets really red she is about to explode and then the husband says." You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a MAN!!!!!!!!"

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send-health-record

HOW TO PROVIDE YOUR MEDICAL CASE RECORDS on the Internet to one or more doctors?



How is your medical case history transmitted on the internet to get expert opinion from another doctor? The answer is MDMS.

What is the Google Health Data API feed?
With this open source software one can can create, view, send, request for medical case history. I prefer to use MDMS, Medical Data Management System, as abbreviation for this tool.
MDMS enables a person any where in the world to provide medical data to get personalized medical help from a doctor.

If you change the doctor, or seek second opinion, the same medical data can be made available to another doctor.

The format of your medical data is defined by the medical industry. (see CCR)

The Google Health data API supports a subset of the CCR. CCR ("Continuity of Care Record") is a format defined by the medical industry. The CCR is primarily designed to facilitate the transfer of a snapshot of a patient's medical history when that individual moves from one medical provider to another. In the case of Google Health, a partner site can send a patient's CCR to Google. Given the proper user permissions, another partner site can then download that person's CCR.

How do I start?

If you're new to the Google Health Data API, here's how we recommend you get started:

1. Get familiar with the Google Data protocol.
2. Read the Google Health Developer's Guide.
3. Refer to the Reference Guide, as needed.
4. Read about the supported CCR element

Source:
http://code.google.com/apis/health/
Health Data API - Google Code

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smart-wife-jokes

"Julia," asked Mary thoughtfully one day, "what would you do if you caught your husband with another woman?"

"Another woman with MY husband?" Julia thought it over.

"Let's see; I'd break her cane, shoot her guide dog, and call a cab to take her back to the institution she escaped from."

ATM=AnyTimeMoney

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

14 FEMALE RULES

1. The female always makes the rules.

2. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No male can possibly know all the rules.

4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must

immediately change some or all of the rules.

5. The female is never wrong.

6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a vagrant misunderstanding which

was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.

7. If rule number 6 applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing

the misunderstanding.
KISS

"I have a bad headache. I'll visit the doctor."
"Nonsense,
yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a big kiss to my wife
and the pain disappeared. Why don't you try it?"
"Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I'll be right over."

8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent of the

female.

10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be

angry or upset.

12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether she wants

him to be calm, angry or upset.

13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.

14. The female always has the last word. [Except when the male ends up saying, "Sorry"!]

premature-ejaculation-precum-4

is-madness-in-your-family

Madness and Geniuses

Despite evidence of a link between genius and madness, no one has proved that such a link exists. Schizophrenia, Bipolar Disorder (Manic Depressive Psychosis)is often seen in the family tree due to hereditary genes. Scientists at the University of Toronto have discovered that
Jordan Peterson, University of Toronto psychology professor says,

"This means that creative individuals remain in­ contact with the extra information constantly streaming in from the environment. The normal person classifies an object, and then forgets about it, even though that object is much more complex and interesting than he or she thinks. The creative person, by contrast, is always open to new possibilities [source: University of Toronto]."

This means creative people possess little to no "latent inhibition."
Latent inhibition is the unconscious ability to reject unimportant or irrelevant stimuli.

1. John Nash (1928 - )
2. Vincent van Gogh (1853 - 1890)
3. Edgar Allan Poe (1809 - 1849)
4. Ludwig van Beethoven (1770 - 1827)
5. Sir Isaac Newton (1642 - 1727)

What is common between them?
HowStuffWorks has selected these as Top 5 Mad Geniuses See Jane McGrath's article

Some of the world's most renowned creative minds, including writers Mary Shelley, Virginia Woolf, and Ernest Hemingway; composers Irving Berlin and Sergey Rachmaninoff; and painters Paul Gauguin and Jackson Pollock are all believed to have suffered from the illness [source: Patient Health International].
these mad geniuses -- the famous thinkers and artists who may have experienced mental illness. First, we'll inspect the modern case of John Nash, whose schizophrenia has been sensationalized by Hollywood. Here you can take a closer look at the profiles of these eminent people: HowStuffWorks "Top 5 Mad Geniuses" by Jane McGrath

In fact, some scientists claim that a far greater percentage of creative types (poets, painters, musicians and the like) have been afflicted with bipolar disorder (manic depressive psychosis) than the general ­population.

9-Year-Old Math Genius Goes to College source REUTERS VIDEO
Watch this video about a 9-year-old math genius that is going to college. March Tian Boedihardjo is a true child prodigy, a math and statistics genius who was recently enrolled at Hong Baptist University; this makes Boedihardjo the youngest student ever to be admitted to the university. See how… (August, 2007)

bad-girls-jokes

Clean jokes

Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...
Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"

Good girls never go after another girl's man...
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.

Good girls wear white cotton panties...
Bad girls don't wear any.

Good girls wax their floors...
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls make chicken for dinner...
Bad girls make reservations.

Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
Bad girls know they could do better.

Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.

Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.

Good girls love Italian food...
Bad girls love Italian waiters.
Adult Good Girl, Bad Girl Jokes, Dirty Good Girl, Bad Girl Joke, Funny Good Girl, Bad Girl Jokes

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how-to-ask-doctor

How and Where to ASK DOCTOR
Click 'comments' below the post. A question window will open.
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The communication will be strictly confidential. We respect your privacy.
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MINIMUM DETAILS:
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Since when is the problem

Did you have similar problem earlier? Provide details about it.
What treatment/advice you have taken so far?

What did the doctor say? What did your partner say about the problem?

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Medical Director
Samadhan India
Center for Therapy, Education, Research in
Sex, Marriage, Relationships

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Grant Medical College and Sir J. J. Group of Hospitals
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smart-things-to-say

Specially Contributed by Sangita.
How ONE sentence makes a difference.

Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Martin looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.

'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!'

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot
breakfast and the morning newspaper. His teenage son is also at the table, eating. Martin asks,

'Son, what happened last night?' His son says,

'Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door.'

Confused, Martin asks,

'So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?' His son replies,

'Oh, that! Apparently Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said,

Get your hands off me, bitch! I'm married!'

Moral of the Story
Self-induced hangover -- $100.00
Broken furniture -- $2,000.00
Breakfast -- $10.00
Saying The Right Thing to your wife when you are Drunk- PRICELESS!
The happiest business in all the world is that of making friends and no investment on the street pays larger dividends

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_{MBBS, FC SEPI}
Medical Director
Samadhan India
Center for Therapy, Education, Research in
Sex, Marriage, Relationships

Ex. Teaching Faculty
Seth G. S. Medical College and K. E. M. Hospital and
Grant Medical College and Sir J. J. Group of Hospitals
University of Mumbai, India

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for-better-sex-what-not-to-do

Simple things to know if you care to have better sex.
Nothing if you do not care about sex.


THE TIMES OF INDIA

Enough has been said about what women and men want when it comes to sex but how about what they ‘do not want’?

REFUSALS could very easily be interpreted as rejections, which can directly hit the person's self - esteem, and unfortunately pave the way for him/her to feel inadequate and unwanted.

Yes, not most couples would know that their little ‘unintentional’ acts can prove to be really big turn-off for their partners.

Those cosy moments that are meant to bring ultimate joy and pleasure in bed can go drastically wrong before you even realise what’s happening.

WHAT IS THE PROBLEM ACTUALLY?
Picture this: Your lover is caressing you all over, trying to build up the heat and suddenly you decide to ask: How was your day at work? Or your lover is trying best to control himself to ensure that you are equally satisfied and you abruptly remind him of the protection pill that you forgot. What a turn-off indeed!

Wait! It’s not only women who tend to irk their men by these unwanted gestures. Men are equally responsible for dampening things in the bedroom by their little acts – such as going off to sleep immediately after the act or not bothering with foreplay at all, leaving her to work on that herself.

Dr. Sanjay Chugh opines, “Any sexual act holds a certain meaning and has its own significance for the partners. When we are deeply involved in any kind of work, interruptions are always seen as irritating, annoying and frustrating and it’s no different when it comes to making love. Refusals could very easily be interpreted as rejections, which can directly hit the person's self - esteem, and unfortunately pave the way for him/her to feel inadequate and unwanted.”

Agrees Rita Gangwani, image enhancer and personality architect, “Sometimes you can put off your partner without even realising where you went wrong. It could be a physical, mental or an emotional reason. They can include: Fear of pregnancy and constant reminders of it during lovemaking, pretending to have a headache, blatantly pointing out on some body flaw, avoiding sex by putting it on having a tiring day at work, insisting on conditions of keeping the light off or not stripping completely, and so on.”

LOVE MAKING is a very intimate act where people connect with each other physically, sexually, emotionally and spiritually.

And if this is not enough, there are several other turn-offs that include hygiene issues, acts and positions in bed, thoughts that rule your mind during sex ...the list is endless.

Model cum actor Suchitra Pillai feels, “Couples today tend to get involved in their own lives so much so that they forget what the other partner wants. Specially while having sex, they can’t just talk about their tiredness and hectic day. You have to take out quality time to enjoy without interruptions.”

Model Ramneek Pantal shares, “Problems are there in everyone’s life but ‘happy mood’ is not the right time to discuss. I make sure that I clear everything with my husband before we sleep. Otherwise I don’t let him sleep, because, it ultimately affects our sex life too, as you can’t talk clearly and openly about sex when you’re having problems.”

THE WAY OUT
Now that you’ve got the point about what not to do to turn off your partner in bed, how do you go about it?

Rita recommends, “Expand your sexual horizons and learn new ways to turn each other on. Some ideas may seem like basic romance but let's be honest and ask when was the last time you actually practised them? The only way for this to work is to put the ideas into practice.”

Dr. Chugh suggests, “Understand that love making is a very intimate act where people connect with each other physically, sexually, emotionally and spiritually. Respect each others needs, wants and desires and mutual satisfaction at every level is important to keep the fire burning! Try to understand what your partner enjoys, what is exciting for him, what stimulates him and toying with certain new ideas and concepts would help the couple look forward to those love-making sessions.”

Source:

THE TIMES OF INDIA
Dr. Ashok Koparday
_{MBBS, FC SEPI}
Medical Director
Samadhan India
Center for Therapy, Education, Research in
Sex, Marriage, Relationships
Ex. Teaching Faculty
Seth G. S. Medical College and K. E. M. Hospital and
Grant Medical College and Sir J. J. Group of Hospitals
University of Mumbai, India
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abortion

LAW WINS OVER HUMAN WISDOM
Medical Science can help the distressed couple with Medical Termination of Pregnancy introduced legally in 1971. The story of the debated 'abortion' case as appeared in
THE TIMES OF INDIA


NEW DELHI:
Government on Monday ruled out amending the abortion laws in consideration of cases like that of Niketa Mehta who wanted to terminate her 26-week pregnancy as the child would be born with a congenital heart defect.

"As it is today going by just one case, I do not think the law can be amended," Union Health Minister Anbumani Ramadoss told reporters on the sidelines of a meeting of the National Rural Health Mission here.

He, however, said a broad discussion would take place on the issue and all aspects of such cases would be taken into consideration.

"We sympathise with her case and would discuss all other avenues," he said.

The Bombay High Court on Monday disallowed aborting a 26-week foetus with a heart defect after observing that the plea by the young mother to terminate her pregnancy was equivalent to "mercy killing."

Dismissing an application by Niketa Mehta torn between trauma and ethical issues, the court observed that medical experts did not express any "categorical opinion that if the child is born it would suffer from serious handicaps."

Source of the above report:
THE TIMES OF INDIA


Dr. Ashok Koparday
_{MBBS, FC SEPI}
Medical Director
Samadhan India
Center for Therapy, Education, Research in
Sex, Marriage, Relationships

Ex. Teaching Faculty
Seth G. S. Medical College and K. E. M. Hospital and
Grant Medical College and Sir J. J. Group of Hospitals
University of Mumbai, India

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