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Define a teenager.

Dr. Ashok Koparday's
TEN definitions of teenagers.
1]
Teenage is an age when youngsters find friends outside home and villains inside home.

(1)Mommy! The cursor's winking at me!
(2)Teenager with nose rings, baggy clothing and spiked hair to a friend:
"I don't really like dressing this way, but it keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere they go."
(3)
It is not what a teenager knows that worries his parents. It's how he found out.

2]
Teenage is the age at which children discover how wrong their parents are.
3]
A teenager is neither a child, nor a grown up. Just thrown up.
4]
Teenage is a state in the growth of homo sapiens when the young ones defend their
irresponsible erratic behavior and offend their grown up guardians.
5]
Scientific evidence is in favor of the fact that no one ought to blame teenagers for any misbehavior. Instead it is testosterone and the bunch of crooked hormones that should be blamed.
6]
Teenage is the age when one feels they have inherited all the world's wisdom.
7]
Teenagers conveniently behave as a child and expect to be treated as a grown up.
8]
Teenage: Outward manifestation of the inside surge of Testosterone.
9]
Teenage: Time of sexual awakening.TO TOP OF THE POST"
10]
Teenager: Name given to a type of headache, sometimes amounting to extreme distress, experienced by parents when their children start growing to become adults.

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