what-woman-says

What does a woman really mean when she utters just few words to a man, words like, "That's okay", "Fine" or "Go ahead"? Humorous, enlightening meanings that you must know and share it with your boy friends to enlighten them too.

Nine words women use...
1.) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes :
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead :
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
nothing.)

6.) That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just
say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever:
Is a women's way of saying &*^$ YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man
asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.